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Monday, 9 March 2020

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was sunny when I walked to the beach this morning, but the wind was still cold. Later we took our 94 year old neighbour to the supermarket, where there was no evidence of panic buying. Pm I helped an old friend with his iPad, and also we watched crime TV, and now I am about to try and produce another special edition - just for you!








Oooh!












That will teach you!


Thanks Klaus!












OK - Now put it down!














Kaboooom!













Me too!











Garda = Police in the Republic of Ireland!













Busman's Holiday!












It does doesn't it!












Another Great Truth!


Thanks Ann!










Hmmm!



Thanks Derek!










Doesn't seem bothered!


Thanks Jaini!










When the paper is in short supply!!!


Thanks again Jaini!











When he broke the handle it looked a bit miffed!


Thanks Jamie!












Philosophical thought for the day!

Thanks John!











Sign for the times1


Thanks Paul!











All of our age group feel like this!


Thanks Rosemary!










More Wisdom from the QI Elves










I bet that did sting!!



Thanks again Klaus!











They learn very young!



Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Staying cloudy with further patchy rain likely. The rain may become more persistent for a time again through the evening. Strong winds continue, but very mild.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 43 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.












Sunday, 8 March 2020

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I walked to the sea, weather was warm, 10c. Then we visited the freezer shop (Not panic buying you understand!), just to top up our freezer. Then home to crime TV pm. Now I have scraped together a few offerings for your amusement. I very much hope you will enjoy them!







Meet The Mountain!











More Pepper Sir?
(In German but no translation necessary!)


Thanks Derek!













Cleaning!



Thanks Ann!










Yes! That's Life!


Thanks Robert!











Topiary at it's best












Just a banana car!












Wrong! They grow pointing upwards!!!












Not much to say here!












Muscle man!












Yes! very amusing, but I am wondering about resale value!













I guess before Corvid19!












Colouring in!












Oh! Lord! - They can breed and vote!!!












Trainee Hooligan!












When do they start bouncing???












Dads do that sort of stuff!








More advice on the Corona virus!


Thanks again Derek!












Harwich Weather for Monday

Mostly dry with bright or sunny spells. Cloud thickening from the West later with heavy rain by the evening and strengthening winds

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Saturday, 7 March 2020

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a brighter start this morning, so I checked out the seafront, and all was well. We visited our aged neighbour who is better today. PM I have been wrestling with a bad tempered tablet, but I think that I shall have to admit defeat! Now for more fun stuff that I have dredged up from"Down there"! Hoping you enjoy them!





Sorry - Video not working tonight!








Over the years - nothing changes!












Tonights Philosophical thought!












Visit the Panic Room!


Thanks Gloria!











Exhibition in Colchester by Anthony Gormley


Thanks Matt!









Oh! Dear! - Should have taken the stairs!














A vision in vertigo!














I always do this!












A little local difficulty!












Cactus Bloom!













Hmmm! - Boys???













Weird face swap!












Most dangerous creatures - seem to come from Oz!













Meanwhile at Walmart!












Remember that old saying???













Not as deep as you think!












On seeing them he can't believe it!

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Harwich Weather for Sunday

Lingering cloud, outbreaks of rain and possible coastal gales will quickly clear. Then sunshine and scattered, occasionally heavy, showers for all areas with a brisk South-Westerly wind.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.









Friday, 6 March 2020

Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, I was at the Hub today, and they are bringing in measures of extra hygene. I sanitised keyboards and the tablets, All went well until the fire alarm went off, and we had to evacuate the building. It was fortunately a false alarm, now I am struggling a bit for enough fun stuff, maybe I have "Sense of humour burnout!"









Human! The Man cub stole my bed!












Spectacular agricultural Whoops!


Thanks Derek!











Or back to......................!


Thanks Matt C!










I see irony!


Thanks Mike!












I dare not say our house is like this!
(it isn't!)













Unusual clouds!











The bow tie says it all!













Now you need to look at this carefully!













Don't panic Don't panic!!!












Fill her up sir?












He is off his face!












Nice try pal!












WTF!???












Brown Trousers Day!













Bear faced animosity!












Good old DHL!







Don't panic Don't panic!
(From Australia!)



Thanks Paul!












Great little mover!


Thanks Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy day and increasingly breezy with some light rain possible. Most areas staying dry and feeling mild by the afternoon. Breezy.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.