Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We now have to stay at home. So I am going to up the size of the blog, on the basis that you are all indoors with time on your hands. If you are feeling public spirited please share my blog with others in the hope it will lift their mood - just a little! Please enjoy!

He's happy that you're staying home!

Isolation therapy!

Thanks Klaus!










How the cops do things in Ibiza!

A cautionary tale!

Thanks Charles!










Nothing changes even over 350 years!

Definitely not!

Even you now matey!

It's the revulsion look!

Testosterone rules!

Thanks Joanne!










Clever juxtaposition!

Thanks Rosemary!











Crowded on the balcony with a plus!
(For the boys!)

Isolation day 2!

Just a cheeky little zephyr - and this!

Isolation Inn!

When you lick a dandelion clock!

But Jim!...........Jim!!!

New release "Indiana Jones and the Golden Bog Roll"

Whose line is it anyway?

I love you!

When his moment of glory becomes the moment of humiliation!

Most probably works!

Must be OTT in Walmart!

That appears to work!

You know the rhyme!

Thanks Susi and Vanessa!











Near miss!

Thanks Klaus!











Stubborn Pride!

Thanks Again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cold start leading to a clear afternoon with plenty of sunny spells and clear skies. Winds will be light and temperatures will cool overnight allowing for possible frost patches.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Stay well!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked as usual, still very windy from the East, the sea was rough. Not many people about. Spent the day pottering, first in the garden, trying with limited success to clean moss from the garden room roof, I guess eventually we shall have to call in the professionals, after the virus has gone. Now for more pictorial fun just for you!

Topical novelty muffins!

The Lyre bird is very versatile!

It's a sort of Orchid!

Maybe you could discover something if time allows...............!

That can be very annoying!

An oldie, but suddenly topical again!

Thanks Geoff!












I had an old friend and he thought 90% of people were cabbages! - I am beginning to agree!

Thanks Robert!










For no UK folk, DFS is a sofa shop that seems to have a sale on very often!

 Thanks again Robert!










A possible soft alternative?

Thanks yet again Robert!











Well..............Yes!!!

Oh! And thanks Robert!!!










It says "Wash your hands as if you had been slicing chillies
 and you then wanted to masturbate!"

Thanks Robert!











Ah! Hmmm! Well!

Thanks Rosemary!










How your street cred can disappear in a flash!

I think that this young lady may be inbred!

How to camouflage your house!

For the boys another "Tout le Monde est au Balcon - picture!

Oh! Yes! - Yes!

Careful what you say in the forest !

An alternative method of self isolation!

Indoor exercises can be fun!

He's not so sure!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A chilly start, but becoming fine and sunny from late morning. Staying dry throughout and feeling milder in the sunshine. Light winds and clear skies overnight with possible frost.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here in UK, staying in is the new going out! We have been told that as over 70's we are strongly advised to stay home for 12 weeks. For us, not too much of a problem, as we spend a lot of time at home anyway. I hope to continue to walk, at least until that is forbidden too. My regret is that it may mean I can't get the boat ready, but we shall see. meanwhile here are more fun things to amuse, more virus jokes I'm afraid! Enjoy!

Only little - but very crafty!

Thanks Jamie!








This young Latvian lady gives Vivaldi a going over!

Even the Bingo!!!

Invasion - Postponed!

Tonight's Great Truth!

Yes definitely Mum's cure-all!

 Thanks Ann!











That's us!

Thanks Chris!










Tee hee!

Thanks Robert!










Who forgot to put money in the meter!

Sneaky trick - fun though!

When you wake you can't have them because you're fat!

A little light relief for the boys!

Definitely dangerous!

He may also ask why you haven't taken a photo of it!!!

Role reversal!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans even virus ones!

When it's over divorces will be numerous!

Thanks Susi!













Liking the moves dearie!

Raccoon"s just chillin!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Remaining dry. Patchy inland frost lifting then a fine, sunny day, although the sunshine likely to turn a little more hazy later. A brisk, cold feeling breeze, strong around the coast.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-East 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.