Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day in isolation, however, many contacts with family and friends over Facebook and other social media. It really is a small world! I have some more topical fun for you. Our efforts today involved cleaning the kitchen cupboards, and if it isn't too cold I will attack the garage in the morning. here are your Funnies!
Helen's Uncle  Klaus excelled tonight!

Given time - this could be you!

Clever and topical!

I think Mother-in-Law passed this way!

They never forget!

Business is business!

Thanks Ann!











Oh! I thought it was the postman!

Thanks Klaus!











American Gothic 2020 style!

None of them are bothered!

That'll teach you not to raid the fridge in the night!

Child of our times!

They should know!

Tell the Stupid this is War and we're fighting a Plague!!!

When we're gone the Capybaras will take over - they're learning now!

Do you see and ostrich?

Old Joe - a survivor comes home!
Time for hope!!!

There's no comparison is there!

Enforcing the 2 metre rule!

Ha Ha!

Ah! Now I know why there was panic buying!

Know the feeling chaps???

Is it chilly in there dearie?

Is that an iPad?

Yes it is inflammable!

Thanks Klaus!










We're at home!

Thanks again Klaus!










Boom Boom!

Thanks again Klaus!










2 weeks in Isolation!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a cold start, clear and dry with plenty of fine spells in the afternoon. Cloud will develop by the evening.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, On my walk this morning, I was whisked along the promenade by a strong Easterly wind, coming back was a different story, it was like going up hill all the way! PM we watched TV, US crime drama. Tomorrow work on the kitchen continues! Now for your Funnies!

Off on their Hols!

Thanks Chris!










Passing the time in isolation!

Thanks Derek!














Understanding!

Ooh! Dangerous!

Strange, my abs look just the same!

Innuendo at its' best!

The lowest form of wit!

I am sure as a kiddiewink I tried this!

Oh! Yes! The Stupid!!!

Thanks Nick!











If you lived bear me love I might have obliged!

Thanks Rosemary!










Beat the queues! Grow your own!

Thanks Klaus!










Isolation demands extreme measures!

You have to look at this for a minute or two - to get it!

Inventive cab driver!

The latest thing now you're staying in - Porno Pyjamas!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Look out the cops are round the corner!

Car Bra!!!

See! They don't spend all their time sh*tting in the woods!

One for the chaps - say cheese!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Antarctic Whoops!

French Bulldog Love!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Generally cloudy with occasional showers, perhaps with heavier bursts developing at times. Breezy near the coast. Showers mostly dying away overnight with clear spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the Domestic Goddess's birthday today, and although in isolation she had numerous cards, online wishes and phone calls from Family and Friends from here, Germany and France. I apologise for publishing late tonight, but we just watched 6 crime TV episodes back to back!. Please enjoy the latest crop of fun stuff from the Internet

Mug in the best possible taste!

This is viral tonight!
(Excuse the pun!)

Any second - now!

Dial 999!

Not guilty Guv!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Gloria!











Give it a few more days!

Thanks Jamie!










Services often have a go at one another!

Thanks again Jamie!










It says _

"During this period of quarantine it is perfectly normal to be talking to walls, plants and other items.

There is no need to contact us unless they answer back."



Thanks Robert!











Hmmm!

Thanks again Robert!










Tonight's Great Truth!

Thanks yet again Robert!









From the Sublime to the Cor Blimey!

Double Photobomb!

Makes a change from Pisa!

Frog wrestling anyone?

Another random act of kindness!

Extreme Sanitizing!

Making some sort of statement!

Doing the only sensible thing!

X rated topiary!

Nothing like free expression!

Ride on mower upgrade!

Another random act of kindness!

Machine for Dads!

Just a swimming Corgi!

Tibbles takes note!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Windy with a chance of coastal gales and feeling noticeably colder than recent days. Sunny spells and scattered wintry showers, these mainly across eastern districts.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-East 24 mph, gusting 39 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.