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Tuesday, 10 November 2020

Tuesday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, This is blog number 2670! Today was unbelievable it was like a Spring day, warm sun and no wind. I went to the Health Centre and the Post Office in just a shirt. (Trousers too for decency!), we also did some tidying in the garden. Now once again I have been in and dragged out a few more bits and bobs for your enjoyment! I hope they will give you a little bit of pleasure! 





Imagine being photobombed by a 3 ton gull!









 I wish that I could do this stuff!







Tonight's philosophical thought!











Ha Ha Ha!


Thanks Jamie!











Very considerate!


Thanks Robert!










Don't want to see him but this is good!


Thanks Ole!










You are nowhere as cool as him!












Another philosophical thought!











Must be a syrup!












Impossible - they don't exist any more!











The other way round and you'll be in big trouble!











Homage to the Trabant!












Really? Meh!











Not so evil he's handing a dollar to a homeless guy!











Sorry but this is a really stupid bike!











Yup! It's a camera!












You can say that again!










How to get into the show - 2 for the price of 1!!!!












Meet your new gardener!











Love the cousins' slogans!











Stop her pocket money!











This is normal!












Bruin - do you realise that's the deck of a submarine???












You don't want her wasting away!!!












They behave like roller blinds!











Obviously an Entrepreneur!












That's one hell of a bang!












All that effort - but why!











Tibbles wimps out!











Dolly's car???











Yes Missee - they bite - and they carry salmonella!












There is absolutely no cure for stupid!











Ok so you forgot to remove the gun!
Whoops!











For the Boys!



Sorry only a pair!
Most pictures on the net at the moment are fat bums!

























Carlton is delighted with the result!









Still there? Says Matt!















Harwich Weather for Wednesday


After a chilly start, a bright day follows with some sunshine. Becoming generally overcast by evening. Still mild, but a little breezier.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) | 14°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:07 | Sunset: 16:16

Moonrise: 00:06 | Moonset: 14:44

Thanks Essexweather.com


Tanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

















Monday, 9 November 2020

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Sorry for being self indulgent but today is our 52nd wedding anniversary! Same wife - same house! So I am a bit on the drag, and I will try to entertain as normal, and I hope that you will enjoy that which I have excavated from the morass!








I am wondering if he knows what it means!











The very first music cassette we bought was Simon and Garfunkel - this is a cover.












Yes freaky!


Thanks Robert!










A test for you!


Thanks again Robert!












Appropriate at this time!


Thanks yet again Robert!











No words!












Innuendo doesn't work!













Towser has a snoop hole!











Would Sir like to try a smaller size?












Too many guns in America........yet again!!!












Sliced Pug and Bread!












The Arabs stripped the marble facing off the pyramids to build mosques -
 oh and a small person!












No it isn't Sherlock - it's a pile of gloves!












In amongst his salt he found a mega crystal!












Clever Finns - they put a mask on their baker!











I am hoping that he's stuffed if not look away now!












Love conquers all - even if you have no arms
 and you're in a wheelie bin!












Warholesque drum kit!












In the vending machine the M & Ms appear to be past their sell by date!













Accusation!











Colourful Temple!












It's just a steam iron............Hang on!











In the flood there's a way to beat the bus!












I like improvisation!











Unusual sculpture!











Fake but Ha Ha Ha!











Eee Harrr!











For the Girls!

Just for a change - how about this!
















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dull start with mist, fog and drizzle for many. Slowly becoming brighter through the day with some sunshine for the afternoon. Feeling very mild in southerly winds.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) | 14°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:05 | Sunset: 16:18

Moonrise: 23:59 | Moonset: 14:23

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers! 


Richard.