Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was mild and still today but all over grey. I walked, and then visited the Health Centre, the Co-op, and the Electronics shop. Great excitement. I then cleaned the garden room which is a spider sanctuary, and now I am facing a blank screen trying to get creative........something will come in a minute!

Towser - you'll swing for this!

There is cool and then there is Brian Ferry cool!

Do it like Face Book!

Thanks Derek!

Yes it is a trainer!!!

Add a funnel and there are variations!

Pop round for a few Doritos!

His name is Adolf!

Kids are always logical!

Yup!

He must have chucked it really hard!

Pebble sculpture!

No helmet steers with his feet - Nightmare!

Is this a revenge attack perhaps?

No Tibbles isn't a giant - he's dozing in a miniature village!

Greedy!

Owner with Covid neurosis!

Must be in the USA!

Agreed!

1. Cool 2. Very cool, 3. Very wet!!!

Sir I think that your car just failed the MOT!

Depends on your sense of decorum!

I would be surprised if he doesn't get hell when he arrives home!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Geoff!

So that's where clouds come from!

Thanks Joe!

The epitome of good taste -

Isn't that Vlad the Bad???

What a nice idea!

All that for a bit of Graffiti!

Hope they fall and sustain non life threatening injuries!

I think it's an inshore life raft!

Looks bad, but I am sure the taste will be the same!

I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure!

Thanks Klaus!

The old "Find the Lady" trick!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A largely dry day with broken cloud allowing for some spells of sunshine. It will feel warm with light winds.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:46

Sunset: 20:15

Moonrise: 19:06

Moonset: 01:22

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a better day today 3 degrees warmer and no rain, I walked as usual, but after that did not achieve as much as I had planned. However I am now up to speed to provide a few more pictures which hopefully will amuse.

Now Towser - Where have you been???

Thanks Rosemary!

Sound thinking

Strength!

Thanks Barbara!

Ambition!

Thanks again Barbara!

The next four are from Derek

Thanks Derek!

Early Fossil!

Hmm! Not paid to think!

Also thanks to Susi for this one!

I fear that trouble is coming your way!

It's kind really!

Dual purpose!

Thanks Geoff!

Cheating!

Thanks Robert!

Little Claws!

Thanks again Robert!

Very Logical!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Not quite tall enough Sunbeam!

Mini Labs by the bucket full!

Dad joke - When is a door not a door? - when it's ajar!!!

More Mud Art!

Meet Weaselly Wizard!

Medieval Knock Knock joke!

Yet another Juxtaposition!

Isn't that supposed to be the other way up???

Tibbles had a sleepless night!

A way to compare!

It's OK Tibbles - It's only a cake!

Mango Mango!

Tibbles practicing the splits!

It really does shine out of his (you know what!)

He may be tiny but............!

Meanwhile down in Amish country!

I don't know where this is but it looks fun!

Alternative use for surplus masks!

Peppa pig v/s Peppa Turbocharger!

You know that I bang on about too many guns in America - well...........!

The Indian Hills folks are at it again!

Amazing!

Thanks Susi!

Hmm! - Don't you always???

Thanks again Susi!

Remember The Concert Party?

For the Boys!

I wasn't going to do Balcons tonight, but then.........

Not that tough!

Thanks Klaus!

Do you have sweaty palms?

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A generally cloudy start, with overnight rain clearing. Feeling warm with brief brighter or sunny intervals possible, before further cloud spreads east. Showers then possible, mainly during the afternoon.

Temperature: 21°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 9 miles per hour, gusting to 16 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:45

Sunset: 20:17

Moonrise: 18:09

Moonset: 00:27

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.