Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I went to the boat early, it was carpet laying today. Much energy expended I hope it was worth it! Now for more pictorial fun in which I try to lighten your mood for this weekend!

One day my son you will have a stick like mine!

How about a bit of Honky Tonk?

Mean but inventive!

Thanks Geoff!

Another great truth!

Thanks Hazel!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Kay!

Banned!

Thanks Pete!

Rules!

Thanks Robert!

Going down!

Thanks again Robert!

Belief!

Thanks yet again Robert!

No cure!

How on Earth did Tibbles get up there???

Definitely Cute!

Who are you???

Farting against thunder!

Beluga seems happy to be transported!

Silly but rather nice!

"Here are" surely!

You've nearly disappeared dearie!

Cats - including Tibbles will sleep absolutely anywhere!

Just a quick hand of five card brag!

That is the question!

That look betrays guilt!

Two stars out of context!

Too many guns in America!

Even using them in games!

Oh! My! Inexplicable!

Yes! The Mullet is definitely back!

How to guarantee a seat on the train by yourself!

Yes - crap tiger!

Hotel California perhaps???

From that very old joke - "From the back Colosseum

 - from the front Mausoleum"!!!

Yes that is banana bread!

Art from old motor tyres!

Tears!

Awww!

Thanks Susi!

Just a little leak!

Thanks Vic!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

Sorry chaps - Balcons in short supply

(I blame Brexit!)

Really mean advert!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rather cloudy start in places before cloud thins and breaks to give some sunshine. Cooler near the coast, where it will feel rather chilly with showers possible later.

Temperature: 19°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 10 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:01

Sunset: 19:56

Moonrise: 22:14

Moonset: 12:42

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cooler with N. wind today, grey and overcast. I walked as usual, and visited the Post Office and Supermarket. PM some garden pottering, and now my usual task of digging up more visual entertainment just for you!

The last straw that broke the camel's back!

Special Dance!

Thanks Klaus!

Modern twist!

Thanks Derek!

See both sides!

Thanks again Derek!

They are always logical!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Tea!

Thanks Gloria!

I'm on a diet so I can't afford such a calorie bomb!

Thanks again Klaus!

You just can't please everyone!

Thanks Pieter!

Murder mystery!

Thanks Robert!

There's always one!

Just a bit too high!

Innuendo!

Sneaky little git!

Predictable!

I see irony here!

To boldly go where no man etc!

Mother Nature can serve lemons!

Are you the Birdman???

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Towser loves DIY!

Topiary wheels!

Towser just loves popping bubbles!

Now that is really mean!

(Clever though!)

Stop it!

Another Great Truth!

Phallic Whoops!

I wonder what goes on down there!

Towser feels used!!!

I have sympathy - I too have a Lexus!

(I love it really!)

Antique Finger!

Said with feeling!

That's novel!

Gallantry - Wasted!

Thanks Klaus!

If you do not but succeed - try try try again!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A few light showers are possible, although many areas will be dry with bright or sunny spells developing after a cloudy start. Still a rather cool feel, especially around the coast.

Temperature: 19°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:58

Sunset: 20:00

Moonrise: 21:42

Moonset: 10:20

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.