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Friday, 3 September 2021

Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, I walked first, then the Heating engineer came to service the boiler. He had to rush to Colchester for a part to replace a faulty one. Next I went to the boat with friend John to check the diesel tank, and now back home to deliver to you the latest issue of the fun blog - just for you!




Tibbles looks a tad uncomfortable!









Our friends just across the sea 100 years ago!






Wise words!















Rockin Robin! Remember?

                                            

Thanks Barbara!













Ha Ha Ha!


Thanks Janet!










Boom Tish!


Thanks Robert!











Scale of Ignorance!


Thanks again Robert!











Even I had flared jeans in the '70s!


Thanks yet again Robert!











Yet another Juxtaposition!












Funny Rock!











That isn't Tibbles it's one of his wild cousins!












Take the water chute they said, it will be fun they said!!!











Dad has gone all niche!











Llama road block!











Not your day Sunshine!











Yes Cool!











Towser is prepared for the cold!











Another (Reflective) Juxtaposition!












Too many guns in America!
(Even the Elves have automatic weapons!)











Super breakfast menu!











Hotdog???











Just - Yuk!











Paras on the subway!












Laid back lizard!















On Towser's ear - a perfect snowflake!











Oh! No! I couldn't manage another bite!











Yes that's me when I went out in the snow for the first time!!!












Ole!











That is a very long way down!











Always thought that pigeons were deranged!











Grrrrrrrrr!!!











Emergency exit to paradise!











Towser loves pumpkins!











I am comfy thanks!











Clever pavement art!











Cambodian fly trap - 
(Or so I am informed!)













For the Boys!

Having been elusive for a few days - a brace of Balcons popped up tonight!



























Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any overnight cloud soon breaking to leave a bright day with long spells of sunshine. A risk of an isolated light shower later. Turning breezy.

Temperature: 19°C (Inland) and 19°C (Coastal)

Winds: east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:10

Sunset: 19:43

Moonrise: 01:18

Moonset: 18:38

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.







Thursday, 2 September 2021

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Yet another grey day! I went to the beach, there was NE wind, but not cold. I was pinged by the Covid app, but I had a test that was negative. It was murder at the hospital - they are resurfacing the car park! Then to the post office, donations to the charity shop and then home. Now I have delved and dug and found you a few more bits and bobs which maybe will raise a giggle!






What's brown and sticky?









Two old people dancing!


Thanks Klaus!




Sewer guys with a sense of humour!












Where are you?????













Boom Tish!


Thanks Adrian!










Another Great Truth!


Thanks Joe!











Take aim...........!


Thanks Robert!











Hitching a ride!











Time was not kind to him!












Not street art - but field art!











I'm guessing that there is some sort of orifice there!












You went out and this just exploded!!!











It certainly does!












Movie fan!












Slick Bruce!












One thing - do we get to keep the milk???











Pole dancing - alfresco!











Just Wow!!!











Yet another Juxtaposition!













Oh! Hell! Halloween already???











They are very hard working and well organised!











Weird giant plants - could be Madagascar?












Hypocritical this!












Now that's what I call a SPANNER!











Flight bag???












Look carefully the cyclists are at the bottom!











I can imagine the driver had brown trousers when he looked in his mirror!












The Huggies company are becoming a bit p*ssed with this!











Very appropriate on the West coast recently!











Lunch is ready!











The penguins love to go to Fight night!













Unusual passenger!











A trifle ostentatious don't you think???












Balloon orgy!












Did - you - know???













This may be very clever science but it looks like an untidy carpet!














Slinky hunkers down!







Excuse me sir could you help me with my zip???


Thanks Klaus!













Necessity is the Mother etc!


Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Friday

Another cloudy start, then slowly becoming brighter with spells of sunshine developing. Feeling warmer inland, but still chilly along the coast.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:09

Sunset: 19:45

Moonrise: 00:20

Moonset: 17:57

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.