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Wednesday, 15 September 2021

Wednesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends It was a mixed day, clouds and sun. I did not go out. I was waiting for a phone triage with the doctor, scheduled as per the Health Centre at some time after 0830......Yes it was after......1700 to be precise, so most of the day wasted! Never mind, it gave me more time to scour the Internet just for you!




This happy chappy seems to love shopping!








The Locomotions - from a Dutch site........and  - chill!













Hangovers!











Pi Pie!











The Look!












That may be true!


Thanks Rosemary!











Phone Home!











With a little help from my friends!











Careful when you sit!












Saying it how it is!!!












Another Fact!











Autumn shades!

(Sorry Cousins - Fall!)











Hard old times!











Now that is a big old fella!












Definitely Ooh!











Perhaps!












Terminator - but that isn't Arnie!!!











Love the Cousins' Slogans!












Freedom!











What happened? - Darth in pinstripe???












Don't believe in Unicorns?
Well I have news for you!!!













Thanks Derek!









Love it! Great Guy!











Zzzzzzzzzzz!












Difficult to follow this!











Grandad's economical watch!












Moment of pure joy!












Not long now!
Talk like a pirates day is Sunday!
(Also my birthday so the Jolly Roger will be flying!)












Nature is wonderful!











Tibbles is being pampered!












Phew!!!


Thanks Vic!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

A fair day with any early cloud, mist or fog lifting to sunny spells and isolated afternoon showers. Slightly warmer. Sunshine becoming increasingly hazy during the evening.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 22°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 6 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:30

Sunset: 19:15

Moonrise: 17:03

Moonset: 23:59

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.




Tuesday, 14 September 2021

Tuesday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, I was away to the boat early, and spent most of the morning cleaning. It rained but not enough to stop me. Now I have tried as usual to find the very latest fun stuff which I very much hope will amuse and entertain you!




Burn some rubber now!!!








Those old Germans, once they get going they really rock!


Thanks Klaus!












Beware!












The Search!


Thanks Gloria!










Another Japanese straw sculpture!


Thanks Rosemary!










Which Brother???











Not very well thought through!












Clever manipulation!











How on earth are you going to light that?











Cautionary fact!











It must be hot in there!











Novel de-icing equipment!











The Traffic guy is p*ssed with you lot tonight!











Towser is trying to look cool!











This is vandalism! (Funny though!)












Ha Ha!!!











Poor Tibbles being taken to task!











Zzzzzzzz!











Contrived methinks!











Towser is just about to choke as he swallows a flower!












Your only claim to fame...............!











I see irony here!












Another rip in the Matrix!











Christmas lights - in September??????











Someone with too much time on their hands!











I'm not being sizeist - but that is a tiny foal!












Clever carpenter!











Sand sculpture - is it a Manta Ray?













Get on and eat it then!











Love the Cousins' slogans!











Meet the real Natalie!
(Any publicity is good publicity)











Tibbles! You've morphed!











Did - You - Know!











Me too pal!











I hear that they're making the HGV licence easier now!










For the Boys!

The Balcons are like buses, sometimes none - then
loads appear!











































The old Mento and Coke trick - in a mean way!


Thanks Klaus!









Drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow!


Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A damp start but an improving picture, bright with a few sunny spells and perhaps the odd afternoon shower. Feeling warm. A dry, largely clear evening.

Temperature: 21°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 9 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:28

Sunset: 19:18

Moonrise: 16:02

Moonset: 23:14

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.