Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More boat work today, the auxiliary outboard is now running again, the culprit was stale petrol. Now it is once again time to accumulate a collection of hopefully funny pictures, just for you!







Salesmanship!

Thanks Robert!











Bet you didn't know that!

In the back of the car, their daughter shouted "Look! Jesus is doing the Floss"!!

Found inside his wife's phone case!

Maybe it's a Llama!

A very sad and poignant story!

Too true!

I spent many hours trying to get rid of this little sod - I eventually found a way!

Reptilian photobomb!

Thanks Robert!












Poor Harry!

Thanks again Robert!













For pushy parents everywhere!!!

Only a polygonal image of the heart on a leaf!

Not much to say here!

In 1954 this huge bruise was caused by the lady being struck by a meteorite!
The odds on this happening are roughly the same as winning the Lotto jackpot!

She really wanted to be in the picture, but she didn't know they were going to kiss!

How about transparent tent camping???

Horatio never forgets to look cool in his sunglasses

I very much hope that he falls in!

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

Mostly dry and bright with spells of sunshine, though light showers may develop during the afternoon. Cloudier during the evening and overnight with patchy rain.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a day of heavy showers today.I weeded aged neighbour's back garden, just before it arrived. Watched crime serial on TV pm, the finale is on Sunday.....Now for more pictorial fun just for your good selves!

Police humour!

Thanks Susi











Bronze!  

Unfortunate coincidence!

Statue of children swinging on a tree that's been cut down!

The stupid often take things literally!

Thanks Derek!












Pringles!

Hands free alcohol!

Thanks Klaus!











Man's Handbag, ask your wife what her's cost!

Thanks again Klaus











Pesky dog!

In Kazakhstan they unashamedly Photoshop the leader's portrait!

Vowels!

Thanks Robert!









Or not as the case may be!

Thanks again Robert!











Cool Tatt!

Thanks yet again Robert!








Teacher puts jokes on the board every day!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cold with possible frost to start the morning. A mainly fine day with bright or sunny spells and light winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 18 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked by the sea and got rained on - not heavily, just moistly. Then I worked on my computers. PM watched crime serial on TV, and now I have composed more pictorial fun just for you!

That look says his inheritance
 has just dropped by 50%

Dave - being Dave!

No not a mass hanging - just a family pharmacy!

An the parrot said F**k off!

No comment required!

Yup!

Me too!

Well she does ask for it!

As ever!

Thanks Jamie!










Another great truth!

Thanks Robert!











Said to be taken by a support F16
However I ask myself whether they would have launched with that amount of cloud???

Thanks again Robert!











They wouldn't dare!

Thanks Yet again Robert!











What happens when a 50mm ball hitch fails!

Just a few months later......!

On Christmas Island they have built a bridge for the crabs,
so they don't get squished by the traffic!

I may go back to chemistry classes!

Derek's Philosophical Images!
Thanks Derek!











Well at least Voldemort thinks it's funny!

No not me Capt. Obvious!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Feeling cold, especially in the brisk Northerly winds. Sunny spells likely, but also showers. These heavy at times with hail and the odd rumble of thunder.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North 17 mph, gusting 31 mph

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Thanks as ever for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I rushed to the boat to do a few jobs. I have a bad tempered auxiliary outboard, I fear that I must take the carburetor to bits, of course without dropping any of the components into the water! Ho Hum!

Now more selected little gems just for you!

The Master speaks - it's farts again!

Not concentrating on the job in hand!

Things not to confess to the kids!

No!

Ha Ha Ha!

I love this I shall stick it on the front door!

Some need to remove themselves from the gene pool!

Charades!

Thanks Gloria!












They do not seem overly perturbed!

Tornado in Southern Romania Tuesday!

That's initiative! - The complaint - one of the crooks???

Boys - this is new - Glow in the Dark Underwear!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks again Gloria!









Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!












So! There's a spider in your car!

I said "Do not touch me"!!!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy with showers or longer spells of rain. There may be some relatively short-lived drier and brighter interludes. Generally feeling cooler than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.