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Thursday, 9 May 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Heavy showers today, we took a little trip down to the pier and had coffee with friends, all very nice! Then it hammered down so we had to wait so we had another drink. Now I am struggling to get enough pictures, lots are rubbish, but I try to weed out the better ones - enjoy!








True! So True!













Not what you think!
















In the 60s we did it with a Mini!











Oh! Kim! What on Earth?















The Man Made usurped but the Natural!














Nurse - lost pen!


Thanks Derek!










I see irony here!


Thanks Gloria!











Sadistic dentist!


Thanks again Gloria!















The Kansas City Fire Department rescues the Kansas City Police Department!














Being taunted by a Smart Ass in a Tesla!













The next five were sent by Robert! Thanks very much Robert!!!
















This is known as a Microwave!!!














Nurses week! Well done ladies!













And last but not least!


Thanks Klaus!









And a last minute entry from Gloria!


Thanks Gloria!!!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunshine and scattered showers through much of the day, these perhaps turning heavy at times during the afternoon. Showers easing later, but with heavy rain possible overnight.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Wednesday, 8 May 2019

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was wet wet wet today, the English love to moan about the weather, but it is needed. I therefore spent all day indoors, and fiddled with computers, nothing much achieved, but a few ideas are buzzing around. Now I have been down below to trawl once again, for a few more bits and bobs for your delectation!







Prince Archie after his first driving lesson
 from his Great Grandad!











Video Magic!


Thanks Klaus!










Jealousy in the raw!
















Great Statement!













Ratios!


Thanks Gloria!










Freudian slip!


Thanks Adrian!












Downright devious!














Carman Electra in Baywatch 15 years apart!














It says "And I've been doing this wrong all year!"


Thanks again Klaus












It says "He woh't make that mistake again!"


Thanks yet again Klaus!













Typing error says "Testicle sucker"
(German for vacuum cleaner is dust sucker!)


Thanks Klaus!












A real hero!











These three men arrived at Auschwitz on the same day, and their tattooed numbers
are each 10 apart. They have come together for the "Last Eyewitness Project"!














I say again, a few commas wouldn't go amiss!!!












Meet Norway's Health Minister!












Gosh these puzzles are really easy!










This is so neat!













Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy with showers becoming heavy and thundery during the afternoon. Drier, brighter later with fewer showers and spells of sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Tuesday, 7 May 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Highly excited today,1030 - dentist, 1100 supermarket in Colchester for the weekly shop. PM helping an aged neighbour with a sick iPad, now home again for the fun bit - pictures for you!












Thanks Jamie!









Dave on a subject close to my heart!














And why not?!!!













Yes that is the Great man!
















Clang!!!










Cautionary tale from Down Under!













It's not easy!













You will never be as cool as this chap!














We call it Noughts and Crosses!














Great Truth of the night!















I don't think I am brave enough to agree with this!












Here's Prince Phillip arriving to see the new Royal Infant!


Thanks Gloria!












Oooh!


Thanks Susi!












This is real - in Brussels
(and yes Belgians do have a sense of humour!)














2019 sand sculpture winner in Texas!














This works - we haven't had a mad robot in our garden for absolutely ages!












Yet more Wisdom











Bathtime can be boring!













I don't do high fives, low fives or indeed fist bumps -
it's Manly Handshakes only for me!!!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy, wet start to the morning with strong winds around the Essex coast. However, brighter conditions soon following from the West with afternoon scattered heavy, thundery showers. Winds easing.
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.














Monday, 6 May 2019

Bank Holiday Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today I finished aged neighbour's garden, then murdered some weeds in our garden - well they were asking for it! Now I have a bit of time to finish the Funny Blog for you, because I refuse to watch East Enders!
Enjoy!

















Animal Frolics!


Thanks Klaus!














I would surely have walked into it!














Yes and you're over the line I will readjust your face!













I think that this spider has been to France on his holidays!













He had a robot vacuum that swears when it hits anything!















I feel your pain, I have a similar problem with underpants!













Hmm! Unkind!












Oh! Yes!!!













Grandad got drunk and bought a 3 week old goat!












OK! I am prepared to rough it!


Thanks Robert!












Compensation culture!













Yes indeed!

Thanks Jamie!











Tiny garden in a tiny pothole!













Sorry, but I keep sniggering at this!

Thanks Pete!











It is indeed a pencil lead!











Tally Hoooooo!













Mondays!














Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a bright start, cloud will build as isolated showers develop once again. Light winds and feeling slightly warmer.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.