Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I walked to the seafront although we're keeping a low profile, fresh air is no bad thing! We watched TV and I received a laptop from a friend for me to fix. You can guess I sanitized it rather thoroughly!

Now for more Fun stuff, not too many Toilet roll jokes today! Enjoy!






Tee hee!

Keepy Uppy anyone?

Thanks Klaus!

A little on the large side!

Six people can sit on this couch with no problem! Where can I find 6 people with no problems!

(Irony)

Thanks again Klaus!

It says I have to go for a pee!

Thanks Robert!

A few years into the future...........!

Thanks Rosemary!

Coffee! Ha!

Too many guns in America! Even for kittens!

A new currency has evolved!

A Hijack about to happen!

And that means???

Grannies have been around longer than you!

Nice try pal, although I doubt it's effectiveness!

Quidditch anyone?

Ugly but clever!

I am trying to guess the components - possibly 2 giant biscuits and a doughnut joined by Nutella, with a white chocolate bar!

Don't even think about it!!!

Surprise Surprise!

Thanks Klaus

Not what you think dearie!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday!

Cloudy and wet to start with overcast skies and patchy rain and drizzle throughout. Some breaks in the cloud are possible by the afternoon. Cloudy, but dry overnight.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The virus advice has become more severe, I did however walk as usual, helped our 94 year old and posted a couple of parcels, disinfectant wipes in hand! Now I have collected a few more bits and pieces which I hope will entertain!

Yes I will mess up your picture!

International Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!











Little things..............!

Look alikes!

Ah! Now I am beginning to understand the loo roll frenzy!

Thanks Ann!










Makes a change!

 Thanks Jamie!













A likely tale - a smoking frog bat thing!

Yes it is made from cardboard!

I hope you have a good aim pal!

Did you notice the background or the foreground first?

I think that it would be a good idea to clear your browser cache before the  lecture!!!

Spring is bustin out all over!

Heeeelp! - Oh! I'll just take a selfie!

A giant bearded Homer thing!

Topical if nothing else!

I sympathise Rover!

Kids can get everywhere!

I suggest contrived!

I get where you're coming from pal, but that ain't going to work!

Impressive T shirt!

Thanks Klaus!










Gone fishin!

Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with patchy rain or drizzle developing. Conditions clear from the North late afternoon with bright or sunny spells developing.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After my walk we shopped for our 94 year old neighbour. My suspicions were raised when we arrived at the supermarket carpark, it was full - (It normally never is!) Inside it was busy, with a few empty shelves but we could get what was needed. The problem arose when we tried to get out of the place! The queues were huge, with many people having overflowing trollies, and one near us was pushing one and pulling another - both full! What is the matter with people??? I have tried to keep Corona virus jokes to a minimum, but it's difficult, because they are in the majority at the moment. I hope they amuse you anyway!

Is that a  Muffineffalump?

Although it looks like her - that's not my Mother-in-Law!

Thanks Klaus!

Ah! memories!

Me too chaps!

For us that's not so long ago!

Surprise - Surprise!

They certainly won't use it all in the Loo!

Thanks Geoff!

Now our friends in the Netherlands are very inventive people and in the absence

of paper........how about........????

Thanks Gloria!

Clever Graphic!

I guess that it's hot and humid on the subway!

HGV - Whoops!

Do you think that he's noticed that?

Must be in Oz!

Love it!

Ah! The Bat Mobile uses Shell!

They really do!

He wrote it you Dick!

Someone with the right priorities!

You may have heard of SETI?

Not only do bears sh*t in the woods they pee as well!

Need to increase the volume?

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Some bright or sunny spells initially, however it will become increasingly cloudy during the day. Breezy around the Essex coast.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.