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Friday, 23 June 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, They said cooler,they said! On the boat it was blisteringly hot, never mind Winter will come too soon! Now for more pictorial fun from the nether regions of the net!





Lonely old neighbour liked to talk to the neighbour's dog so he did this!











Just - Wow!

Thanks Klaus!












I can't remember what this is called, it's caused by ice crystals
Firebow perhaps?












The NY Library had its ceiling renovated at a cost of 10 million dollars
then this electrician fell though it!












Stupid!














I suspect this ain't her!













Whale showing off!












Dad being........Dad!












Tonight's Philosophy













No they don't pass it this way! It's seeds that germinate in the wool!












Somewhere in Arizona












Only the brave wear these socks!














He worked for Sony for 5 years and he got this shitty trophy!















Are these German firefighters watering the flowers?












He wanted a fidget spinner so they gave him this!











The Bridgestone Canny Dog!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Saturday









Bright or sunny spells, but generally rather cloudy and breezy at times with scattered showers, mainly during the afternoon. Feeling cool in the wind. Maximum temperature 22 deg C.




Harwich Weather Now











Thanks once again for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are back from our holiday in the Dordogne, it was great although a bit hot! So now getting back into the groove, sorry a bit short of material tonight, but things will improve as I get down to digging "down there".....







Yes it has been rather warm!










Awesome!


Thanks Klaus!










Scariest cosplay on the planet!











Tee Hee!










He thought he saw a snake, but then he realised he was in Walmart!












90% of them are cabbages!












The pub closed down but nobody told the plants!











The stop button broke on this Canadian bus!












His daughters Rick Rolled their church!












A beautiful troll - think about it!











Love it!!!











Harwich Weather for Friday








Rather cloudy and breezy throughout the day. Most parts remaining dry, but a little patchy rain is possible in places around midday. Feeling cooler and fresher. Maximum temperature 25 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another great day in Harwich, shopping for Aunty am, to the boat pm, gave our little ship a new steering wheel. Now more pictorial fun. Sorry no more Funnies until next Thursday. Meanwhile enjoy!







Oooh! Aaah!











How about a Sikh Elvis?


Thanks Klaus!












No official help!











His mate has a double big toe, here in Harwich we have webbed feet!
(Only Kidding!)













Pizza for one please!











How to annoy a homophobe!















During the anti Putin demo - a body builder has to lunch!














Extinction event!













It says "Flensburg's Payback team, One bike gets you 8 points!"

Thanks again Klaus!











This lady throws away her burka, after ISIS is driven out!














There are human traffic wardens - they are few however!














Here's the yellow brick road, it's in a bankrupt Wizard of Oz theme park!













In this cafe they use beer pumps to dispense cream and milk!













That's my sort of joke!













Selfie from some young people who were arrested in the anti Putin demo -
they don't look overly worried!













Times they are a changing!












Times are changing 2












This carpenter's old hammer indicates how accurately he hits the nails!














Deurrrrrrr!














Not so humble!












My boat can go quite fast, but..................












More Wisdom from the QI Elves




Harwich Weather for Thursday









A dry and sunny start, but becoming cloudier for a time around midday. Sunny intervals to follow for the afternoon and becoming breezier. Feeling fresher. Maximum temperature 25 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by, until Thursday next.


Cheers!


 Richard.

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another warm sunny day here in Harwich. Spent quite a while treating our driveway with weed killer, then a lazy time until some window frames arrived, and I helped unload them. Now I must concentrate and try and produce some stuff for your amusement!







Hey! Did you know that you have a duck on your tent roof?









Bear belly flop - Love it!















The Cousins' grammar!












Whatever you say - !!!












Another great truth!












A little lad was selling these door to door - 10/10 for entrepreneurship!













Clever marketing!













How bizarre is this?












I'm told these are two brown bears!














We have all experienced this.......












Ducks perform some sort of Satanic ritual - perhaps....












The last bit says "Braille for all blind drivers!

 Thanks Klaus!










It says "At last I have enough money for a coffee table"!

 Thanks again Klaus!










This bin of unwanted wrestling figures looks like a renaissance painting!














I'm  not sure I believe this!












Just think if you were a pilot and this happened at 38,000 ft!!!!












God


Boom Boom!
( Thanks Stanley!)







This made me snigger for quite a while.......












Harwich Weather for Wednesday









 A dry and sunny day with only a little fair weather cloud developing at times through the afternoon. Light winds will make it feel very warm in the afternoon sunshine. Maximum temperature 24 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.