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Sunday, 26 September 2021

Sunday's Funies


Dear Family and Friends, It was as yesterday, a warm but grey day. We had a boat trip, with number 2 son doing the skippering. All went well, an uneventful run of eight miles in one and a half hours.Now back down to earth, I have dredged the nether regions for even more giggly material with which hopefully to entertain.




And who, may I ask are you looking at???









Just Wow!!!












Tee hee!


Thanks Derek!








Petrol shortage?


Thanks again Derek!










Midnight walks!


Thanks yet again Derek!











Never lie to little kids!!!


Thanks even yet again Derek!










Another angle!


Thanks Robert!











Boom Tish!


 Thanks again Robert!











Hmm who knows???

Thanks yet again Robert!










Nowhere near!













Well done - now get down!











Tibbles thinks pampering can be overdone!











Would you pay to have this framed???











Photobombed by Tibbles











Get out the cheese grater!











Is this treatment or murder???












It gets worse with age!!!











What is the collective pronoun for Lamborghinis?
A Bastard perhaps???












Wouldn't it be luverly!











Tibbles surrounded by weirdness!











I have absolutely no idea what's going on here!












Too many guns in America!
( They're even making them into post boxes!)











Aaaaah!











Tonight's Great Truth!











It's a trap!!!













Don't fall for it Tibbles!











One of those stupid electric cars for kids! Why can't they pedal them?












Just saying!











Well - I hadn't really thought about it like that!!!












Well done son, you've just made your car worth nothing!!!











Give us a tune then!
(Handel's Water Music perhaps?)









Another Great Truth!






In the only place that the sun can shine - Mother Nature prevails!












If only!












For the Boys!

Some very substantial Balcons tonight chaps!



























She's ambivalent about Balcons!











Robot man however approves!











Harwich Weather for Monday

Breezy conditions with outbreaks of locally heavy rain will move east during the morning, with sunny spells and the odd shower following from the west. Feeling fresher than of late.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 36 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:47

Sunset: 18:50

Moonrise: 21:00

Moonset: 12:48

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.












Saturday, 25 September 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a misty start, when I walked by the sea. It cleared later but the sky remained grey apart from a few sunny spells late in the afternoon. I was not very productive today, but did some computer backing up. Now I have found some more fodder for you which hopefully will raise a giggle or two!




He is an Irrawady dolphin and he's a happy chappy!









He pesters, but having succeeded he doesn't know what to do!












Sheep is the word!


Thanks Derek!












For Covid read Loo Rolls, for Brexit read  Petrol!!!


Thanks Robert!











Involvement!


Thanks Rosemary!











Freakin' Passwords!












Goals!











Now that's loyalty!












I dare not comment!!!












Acclimatisation!













I prefer a metal colander to prevent aliens controlling my brain!











Extra large helmet or very small man???











He stands before the Stargate!











No Miracle!












Heroes?











That's new - rocking under water!











A tada moment for this Snow leopard!











Tibbles has spoken!











Towser however has reservations!











He has retractable eyeballs!












Only $69? - I will take  all of them!













Mother Nature is wonderful!












One day he fed a feral cat, next day.........!












His bulldozer is all dressed up for the movie Cars!












Could possibly be!











I think the flapper valve is stuck Fred!











No CGI in those days!











From the International Regulations for Prevention of Collision at sea
 "The vessel that has the other vessel on it's starboard side gives way"!!!!












It will be like that next week!











It is obvious that the tree does not like electromagnetic radiation!












Love 'em!!!


Thanks Susi!













He seems bored with the whole thing!













Tibbles however is hungry for more!


















Harwich Weather for Sunday

A generally cloudy and dull start. Through the day very warm sunny spells will develop, but there is also a chance of isolated heavy or thundery showers breaking out.

Temperature: 22°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 8 miles per hour, gusting to 18 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:46

Sunset: 18:52

Moonrise: 20:36

Moonset: 11:38

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.