Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good start to the day, no frost, light wind and a little sun. I walked by the shore, it is not a long walk just under 3 km. I earned a few more brownie points vacuuming the stairs, and finished my viking ship. Now for some more fun stuff, especially selected for you!

The plural of Hippopotamus is Hippopotami!

Depressed?

Sorry son!

Jack - Hero!

Gory Tale!

Thanks Derek!

Kids!!!

Thanks Hazel!

Words of Wisdom!

Doh!

Thanks John!

Waddle away!

Thanks Pete!

This one doesn't come in a bottle!

Thanks again Pete!

Never bored!

Good for you Mr Singh!

Unannounced!

Baby Rays!

Yet another alternative face covering!

On British planes they say "Rubbish"

I assume that they are Red Bull cans!

I suspect that we are in Texas!

Nice but why???

Handyman's boot!

On so many levels - No! No! No! No!

Creepy Image!

Best way is to put a big price on it and it will be stolen!

You've all been crepped!

At least they've left a wee space!

I don't think I will be eating the cashews!!!

Too many guns in America!

They're even adapting the bows and arrows!

Health and Safety where are you???

My Little Pony now has a snow blower!!!

The sort of thing I see in nightmares!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Oh! Tibbles has been turned to stone!

What a shot!

It is so big - you could drop the Earth into it!

I wonder why..........!

I wouldn't want him on my pub quiz team!!!

Snow Yoda!

Stuart's Joke

Thanks Stuart!

For the Boys!

As it's the Weekend maybe a few more Balcons would not go amiss!

Seats???

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry, but generally cloudy and windy morning. Winds easing through the afternoon, with brighter spells possible. A band of mostly light rain moves southeast later, clearing south into the evening. 

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 17 miles per hour, gusting to 35 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:40

Sunset: 16:40

Moonrise: 04:26

Moonset: 12:08

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was less cold, but more wind and grey. I walked to the beach, and then earned brownie points vacuuming. PM I continued with my Viking ship model. Now for more pictorial fun in the usual format that you will well know by now!

Porky!

Remember this? If you do you're no longer young!

Another Great Truth!

Upside down!

Rather apt!

Abilities!

Thanks Adrian!

Shrinkage!

Thanks Hazel!

Now I have to tell her that I am not a painter!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Go for Gold!!!

Thanks Robert!

Tibbles is helping!

Thanks again Robert!

Murphy's Law!

Thanks Sarah!

Drinker - or - Thinker???

As they do!

Must have been a chilly night!

This is new!

Same to you pal!

Beware low flying dog!

Woof!

Ooh! Look! - an iceberg!

Quote me!

Mnemonic!

Bra alternative???

Holy Jeans!

Loving the Cousins' slogans!

Is his name Jones???

Just popped in with a parcel!

Bob the builder!

Not unlike two pheasants fighting in a sack!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Frosty with mist patches thinning to allow some long sunny spells. However, cloud will thicken and wind freshen through the afternoon. Remaining dry.

Temperature: 9°C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:42

Sunset: 16:38

Moonrise: 02:58

Moonset: 11:34

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.