Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another unseasonably warm day. The wind however was brisk to say the least. After my walk, I visited the Health Centre, the Post Office and the Co-op for milk and eggs. Such a hectic life. Now I am sufficiently revived to dish up for you another chunk of pictorial fun!

Hey! That's no orange!

The tale of the nun and the poster!

Thanks Klaus!

Awkward!

I didn't mean it Petal!

Definitely dead!

It's called a Basket Stinkhorn!

Oh! Yes! The bike is a.............!

Thanks Geoff!

And finally the missing sock was found -

under the bed!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

If you dare!

Truth!!!

Oh! Yes!

No I don't understand either!

Thanks Jackie! - and Robert!

Real Money!!!

Thanks Robert!

Bereft!

Thanks again Robert!

Back problems!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Power!

Are you lost Tibbles?

Doing his accounts at the banana stand!

Yes please!

Ooh! A Lady Centaur!

And I won't answer that!!!

Massive Whoops!

It's always about the money!

Non fare paying passenger!

Unusual sight - snow covered palms!

Tibbles is doing a Harry Worth!

Clever juxtaposition!

Clever art!

Snow Ghostbusters!

Shall we sing for you???

Your position as the centre of everything has just been usurped!

Been tucking in to the stock have we?

Mini Me!

I find this very weird!

Now I am guessing that the picture isn't really that interesting!!!

Yes! And my wingspan really is this big!!!

A likely tale!

Covering his dignity!

Ooh! Tibbles has been raked!

Waddaya know!

Well ha ha Serge ha ha I was just using it haha a Camouflage ha ha ha!

Too many guns in America!

They are even having Hello Kitty Vigilantes!

Sensing the bouquet!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

My memory is going - did we have Balcons recently?

Oh! Well...............

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Klaus!

Rising expectation!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy and damp start, with some outbreaks of light rain and drizzle. Becoming drier with some bright or sunny spells developing in the afternoon. Less windy and very mild.

Temperature: 12C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:34

Sunset: 16:47

Moonrise: 08:23

Moonset: 16:53

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

New stuff at the bottom of the page about AIS

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today dawned bright, but we had the tail end of storm Corrie. At the beach the sea was a bit lively, and as the ferry left I wondered how the passengers would be feeling in an hour or two! My friends came up trumps tonight which was fortunate as the web did not give up much funny material, so I managed to do the blog after all.

This is an Owlet, he is running!

It's 1990 and I spy Willie Nelson at the back of the band!

That manoeuvre!

Ha Ha Ha!

Sound advice!

On History!

One of my heroes Terry Pratchett!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Geoff!

Ooh!

Holy!!!

Job done!

Just turn the taps on!

Just good friends!

The next four are from Robert

Thanks !

Oh! Yes!!!!

You will learn!

Translation!

Pills!

You've got to understand!!!

Fake - funny though!

She doesn't look very pleased!

His VHS collection!

Mrs Vader wants you to look into her eyes!

This bed is not big enough for both of us!

I can only imagine that the boss is out for the day!

They will eat absolutely everything!

The unnecessary sign man is back!

Let's go to the theme park they said - it will be fun they said!

Comfy Retreat!

It would appear so!

There must have been a leak in the light!

We had one like that!

I can't talk I once got caught cleaning diesel engine parts

 in the sink - I scratched the sink!

One of the control methods!

Nothing to see there!

The Eye of Sauron!

Sometimes one giggles a tad too loudly!

Meet Cardboard Cowboy!

I pity his springs!

Is he relaxed or paralysed with fear?

Fake - it's the wrong colour!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Remaining cloudy with outbreaks of rain and drizzle at times. Breezy with gusty winds along the Essex coast and beaches. Feeling milder than recent days.

Temperature: 13C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 31 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:36

Sunset: 16:45

Moonrise: 07:46

Moonset: 15:24

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.