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Thursday, 3 February 2022

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was overcast and breezy, but despite warnings of rain, none came. I walked by the sea as usual, but not much else happened today. I had to wait in for a call from my doctor, and he did call later on. Now for more fun stuff that I extracted from the Interweb, and filtered it for your amusement. I hope that it comes up to snuff!




On a diet???




Thanks Geoff!





Just yet more people doing really crazy stuff!


Thanks Klaus!











Kaboom!











Whoops!












Joke











Ingenious!













Nice tactic!


Thanks Jackie!










They actually taste quite nice!


Thanks Jamie!











The next four are from Robert
Thanks Robert!





Glasses!













Now there's an unfortunate thing!!!












Clink!











Insurance!
(Actually defence against the body snatchers!!!)













Poo with a view!











Thumper's all dressed up to go out!












If you're going to scavenge the bins - dress appropriately!













Just maybe!












If you have an unpleasant neighbour..........!













Sorry! Not you Petal!!!













In London it is equally mad!!!











Vincent's Starry Night!











I know 90% of us are cabbages!










Crash!















Inappropriate gift!













Something's been lost in translation!












That look!














Tonight's little bit of Philosophy!












AtAt guards the house!












He was such a caring man!















Me some mornings!












Actually an Assyrian King!













Country outing in Russia!













Understatement!












On top of a hot air balloon? - I would politely decline!












Long hibernation!












I really think that you didn't want to do that!











It took a moment - it's a Snoopy scooter!













It wasn't me honestly!











Mine grew in 1979!!!













I'll take two please!














He most probably can't read English!












Every (big) boy's dream!















Reality check!























She finds it all rather amusing!











He on the other hand.................!














Harwich Weather for Friday

Gusty winds and rain gradually clearing by late morning. Mainly dry conditions following with sunny spells and the odd shower possible. Winds easing a little, and feeling cold. 

Temperature: 10C (Inland) and 10°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 15 miles per hour, gusting to 30 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:31

Sunset: 16:50

Moonrise: 09:07

Moonset: 19:43


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.







Wednesday, 2 February 2022

Midweek Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was another half decent day. I walked by the sea and apart from the wind it was surprisingly warm! I pottered around and did a few odd jobs, and now I am building up a pile of fun stuff for your entertainment.





If he could read he wouldn't give a sh*t!








It was their lucky day!


Thanks Derek!















That's cats!


Thanks Carolina!









Dad Joke number 482


Thanks Geoff!










The new quick test is here!


Thanks Klaus!











This is what foreign papers are saying about our government!


Netherlands













Germany










Bad move!!!











When you're old like me  - it just happens!











True Love - true love!!!













Ratty defies gravity!











Green comfort station!












In the best possible taste!











You rang sir?











The boys and their toys!











They are removing newer bricks to reveal the original Victorian walls!












Stubborn!!!












Point aim - fire!












Novel basin design!











Now that's a SANDCASTLE!!!











It's a kids slide!











They really are rats with wings!











Let me at it!!!











Conundrum!












Good old Dad!











Sir has a sense of humour!!













We in UK are grumbling about +8c - look at this!!!












That was a waste of time!











Nonchalant Tibbles!












Pug on Toast!











Why not sleep with a giant cuddly tarantula!













The robot duel begins!















This guy will never go hungry!


Thanks Derek!













Just leave us will you!!!


Thanks Klaus!
















Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early rain soon easing with most parts dry. Brighter or sunny spells developing, but still some large amounts of cloud persisting in places. Mild despite strengthening winds. Squally rain overnight into Friday.

Temperature: 11C (Inland) and 11°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:33

Sunset: 16:49

Moonrise: 08:48

Moonset: 18:20


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com


Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.