Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another mild day. I walked down to the beach as usual, and then spent some time re-organising furniture and pottering round the house. Now I have again delved down there, together with help from my friends, to produce yet another publication - just for you!

Yes Rough!

You have to be old to remember Richard Hearne "Mr Pastry" for me this was his masterpiece!

Anti Social - even then!

Thanks Susi!

This doesn't translate it says Two of every Animal not Beer !

(It rhymes in German!)

Thanks Klaus!

That bad???

Yes I passed my driving test on one, Ford Consul 3 gears on the column!

Clever clogs!

Ha Ha Ha!

Down to Earth!

On Ignorance!

Asking for trouble!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

Join the club!

Thanks Andy!

The new Brexit Opportunities Minister...........!!!

Let's do it!

Oh! No!!!

They are waiting for you!

Ass!

When someone does a silent fart - everyone is sad!

Yes rough!

You have to be very old to get this!!!

More Wisdom!

The useless sign guy is back!

Thanks Robert!

In the best possible taste!

Thanks again Robert!

Oh! Yes! - The Cat!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

I see irony!!!

Unfair competition!

Well well - never saw that before!

(Do the railway company know about this???)

Home alone!!!

Pebble Art!

Forgot to open it eh?

She has her own perch and everything!

And me about a dozen!

Yes it gets very cold over there!

We had a similar one to this many years ago

it was a bottle of calamine!

More irony here!

Waiter what's this spider doing in my bowl? -

The breast stroke I think Sir!!!

Puppies!

Yes! Keep it together!

Really? - I mean really???

How they sleep on the ISS!

(There is no up!!!)

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

We had pizza tonight too!

Towser lives in hope!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry morning with plenty of sunshine, after a cold and frosty start. Sunshine becoming hazy in the afternoon as high cloud spreads eastwards, but remaining dry. Light winds throughout.

Temperature: 7C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:19

Sunset: 17:03

Moonrise: 11:04

Moonset: 03:08

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, It was another mild and sunny day, the temperature hit 13c. We shopped in the morning after I had walked by the sea, and then pm visited one of our friends for tea and biccies. Now it is time once again for me to rustle up a few more giggles just for you!

 

Smell? What smell?

 

The old guys bow out! Just across the sea from here!

My sort of T!

Oh! Sh*t!

Ha Ha Ha!

Kaboom!

Better ask the Romans to pop round to our road!

New Rules!

Thanks Derek!

The Party's Over!!!

Thanks again Derek!

Boom Boom!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Maybe she's a queen!

Thanks Jim!

Next Vintage!!!

Thanks Robert!

Really? I mean really???

On Alcohol!

Why make it simple when you can make it really complicated!

Ooh! Er!

When it's really freezing plastics become brittle.......!

It must be unseasonably hot outside!

Ever been inside a kitchen before???

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Sneaky little sod burrowed inside the bean bag!

Child needing assistance!

And we're not out of first gear yet!

Rickshaw de luxe!

Adventurous or just plain mad???

I think that the escalator is off today..........!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah!

This took me a moment!

Must be Canada! - Snow Parliament!

When you're a bit pushed for space!

Tibbles is a bit overwhelmed!

Joking apart - they are somewhat dangerous!

Elephant rock Iceland!

Thanks again Derek!

The Orang is having a whale of a time

Thanks Klaus!

Dirty, messy but great fun!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloud, rain and gusty winds moving south during the morning but staying mild. Staying cloudy through the afternoon, but winds easing, with rain easing for a time. 

Temperature: 12C (Inland) and 12°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 11 miles per hour, gusting to 24 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:23

Sunset: 17:00

Moonrise: 10:19

Moonset: 00:46

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.