Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Drove to Gatwick Airport today to pick up Son and Daughter in Law, returned from Las Vegas. Traffic going was aweful, coming back OK. I was a bit shattered, but have revived after dinner sufficiently to put together another specimen of pictorial humour - just for you!

Taken in a Thai Lift - they're all playing Pokemon go!

Break out the seasick pills! This is amazing - "How to change a light bulb"

Thanks Geoff G !










This glass door knob focussed the sun's rays and started a fire!

That's a great idea!

Maybe that's just as well for us old guys! Eh boys?

Very kind, but it is possible they will have all been chucked out!!!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

No Chance Pal!

This unusual bird is called a Potoo, it's from Venezuela

Maybe Vincent should have gone to Specsavers!












Awwww!

We all have password hell!

Why not weigh the passengers!

Pre Internet...

Slippery customer!

Or C. Turn it off and on again!

The English are just the same!

Nearly removed himself from the gene pool!
Darwin was right!

Nothing to say except Holy Sh*t!!!











More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Harwich Weather for Saturday

Rather cloudy, but sunny intervals are expected to break through at times South Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 17mph Min 6c  Max 7c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks again for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cold today, I had to fix a key safe on aged Aunt's wall - numb fingers! Now in the warm I am as usual digging around the nether regions for more fodder - just for you!

Maybe invite them to re-join the Commonwealth Ma'am ?

Me on my new reducing campaign would look something like this!!!

Thanks Klaus!








Must be South of the Mason Dixon!

Be yourself they said, try to be different!

He's a hero!

Clever time lapse!

I wonder how long it will be before they notice!

 Glasgow Hogmanay resuscitation ward!

 Thanks Klaus!









Seat heating for the cold time of year!

 Thanks again Klaus!








"What's the password? - It's the date of our Wedding Anniversary
That was my intention!

 Yet again Klaus Thank you!







Caring hotel

Ours looks a bit different!

Thanks Robert!






Mr Buffett speaks out!

John's Joke
Thanks John!






Now a small montage from Geoff of Newspaper howlers

Thanks Geoff!





Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and sunny to end the working week and starting to feel a little milder. South Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 17mph  Min -2c  Max 8c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family and Friends, I have been a bit unwell with vertigo, so you nearly escaped a funny blog today. However after throwing various pills down my neck, I am back in sort of working order, so here goes.....

Clever - Braille Rubik Cube
(And it has been completed!)

Those Quebecois are at it again.....

Thanks Klaus!








Daffy's Curriculum Vitae

They don't want you to miss valuable drinking time!

Gives him something to boast about back at the station!

Meanwhile en route to Walmart!

I wouldn't want to be around when he sees this!

Sneaky passenger

This convinces me even more that 90% of them are cabbages!

The Power of Advertising!

It's OK chaps Jamie's not dead yet!

Sandals and socks - Yup!

That's what you think!

 Thanks Robert!








Russian tribute to President Trump!

This Euorpean Parliament Member, brings her daughter to
the meetings!

That look!

One for the boys
Still crowded on the balcony!

She likes it really1

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A bright day after a very cold and frosty start. Lengthy spells of sunshine throughout the day. South Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph  Min -3c  Max 3c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.