Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been another wonderful day! We are at the middle of the week already! Downhill all the way now then....

Jurassic Park - but with cats!

Sooper Chaps! - Flying Bicycle

It is called a murmuration spectacular starlings!

Gallery

And here are our rates...

Fear of Terror

Beware the Fattypotamus!

Just add 2 sricky eyes and.......

Mexican star jump

Probably Walmart again!

Oh yes! The absolute height of good taste

Dogs look like their owners?

High tech kiddywink

Must be in Oz!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

John's Joke

Dick's Joke

Deon's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

John's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Drive carefully!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dense fog patches likely during the morning rush-hour leading to minor transport disruption in parts of the district. It will slowly become brighter late morning with unbroken sunshine developing for the afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.17 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks to you all we just passed 63,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on a Monday

Dear Family and Friends, The New Week begins...here it was almost summery until this afternoon when the East wind set in and we're back to arctic conditions! However funnies coming up!

Silly stuff Popcorn popping at 4000 fps

Sillier still- 135 Shuttle launches all at once!

In Korea they know how to see-saw!

He lost his......

More people of Walmart

I am not scared I am not scared I am not scared!

Vlad gives Leonardo a little hope!

Now this is a good idea!

Geeky joke!

Dogs can go to the dark side!

The right angle

When our kids were young they loved these idiots!

Seen on a baseball cap

See translation below

In short the French traffic cops stopped a British man, they breathalised him 

and he was way over the limit, they asked him what he had been drinking 

and he reeled off a long list of drinks that he had enjoyed at a wedding.

They said he was nicked, at which time he told them with a big smile

"This is an English car - and my wife is the driver"!

Thanks Klaus!

Joke Central

Deon's Joke

Derek's Joke

Deon's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry conditions will continue with bright or sunny spells developing late morning and into the afternoon. A rather cool feel in a brisk North-Easterly wind. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.21 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wonderful day! Clear blue skies, warm sun - are we in England? Just back from a day trip, so here are a few more bits and bobs just for you!

If you're as old as me this will ring a bell - Jukebox music

Ha Ha! Dachsie v/s Inflateable Shark

Need an alarm clock? - Not with a Husky and a laser pointer!

Clever Swedish Metro Ad

Librarian with a sense of humour

More Engrish

This may take you a minute!

Health and Safety? - Nah!

Meanwhile in the Thames Valley...

Don't get drunk on the beach!

40,000,000,000,000 !

Yup - they do!

Let's not hurt each other

Oh! US - too many guns!

Sorry no jokes today so here are a couple more animations

Amazing bottle flip!

Need your spirit lifted? Try this one.....

Harwich weather for Monday

Cloudy skies to start the new week, however brighter conditions should start to develop around midday to leave a dry and sunny afternoon. Feeling a shade cooler than the weekend as North-Easterly winds strengthen. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.23 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So here we go again, another Weekend. I hope that you really enjoy it! I am suffering Funny overload tonight - I hope that the content doesn't reflect that ! Enjoy!

Thanks Martin for this - Funny titles

This is magical (a bit long but magical)

More weirdness the Flying machine that didn't catch on!

They grow up earlier all the time!

Gallery

Yup - it sure is!

Different Royals

We all know one of these!

Brilliant achitecture - it's a library

OMG! Uhura got the captain's job!

This took a minute - or two!

Punctuation is dead!

We love 'em!

- it's not much further from our house to Holland than it is to London!

They see makeup - I see a freshly pulled tooth!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Claudia's Joke 1

Claudia's Joke 2

John's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

The Wisdom of the QI Elves

Would you please give me feedback on the Wisdom of the Elves? Message me if you read them, if not I won't bother any more - Thanks!

For the Girls

Thanks Barbara!

This is the long vesrion - but I still can't stop giggling!

Thanks Phill!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Large amounts of cloud are likely throughout the morning with the odd spot of rain here and there. Skies tending to clear early afternoon with sunny conditions developing. Despite the cloudy start, it will feel very mild for early March with temperatures well above average. Light Southerly winds and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.28 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.