Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy here in Harwich! I have said "No more computers until Monday", giving time to compose a few more bits and bobs for your weekend amusement...

They dropped a movie camera out of a plane..guess where it landed

We've seen them before, but for our Grandchildren here are animal crackers

PS They called their Hamster "Steve"

Dachsies underwater

Jenn this is for you!

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Quiddich anyone?

Ding 'kin Dong!

This is deep!

This is exactly how I felt the first time they put me on one of those things!

I never did get the hang of it1

Dang and blast!

At least he's got a musket not a light sabre!

Serves you right Smartass!

This is what happens when you take our car keys away!

A bit smug! Did you start it?

Gandalf the defragger

Joke Central

Gloria and John's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Deon & Elna's Joke

Tee Hee!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Generally dry morning, some early sunshine, but high cloud increasing through the afternoon. Rain and strengthening winds arriving overnight into Sunday. Milder with maximum temperatures of 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.58 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How's it all going then? Not too bad I hope. I've been chasing viruses all day (electronic - not biological!) Now for more special stuff just for you!

This could quite possibly drive you insane - but have a go anyway!

This from Derek, Maps that tell you loads of stuff

An Awww! moment - Bunny Stampede!

Too many guns in America! - But this is kinda cool!

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Statue has revenge!

It's Ok mate you're not the first!

Too right!

Thanks Matt C !

Confused?

Don't tell us you don't know!

Unfortunate choice of Font!

Good old Sainsbury - another barg!

I want one (the dog that is!)

At last a Hygenic Solution! So many people still don't wash their hands!

Yuk!

Deon & Elna's Joke

Instant Insanity!!!

Thanks Elena!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry, bright start with a touch of ground frost in places. Sunshine becoming hazy as a scattering of showers push Eastwards across the district. Feeling slightly less mild than recent days in a brisk South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.00 am Thanks Essexweather.com! Huzzah! We just passed 60,000 hits! Thanks everyone! Cheers! Richard.

Funnies on this Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Had a long boring wait in Colchester Hospital this PM, then we graduated to grocery shopping! Glad to be home and firing up the blog for your Funnies,,,

Goats just having fun!

A special little boy with autism gets a surprise from the binman!

It's hot and the firefighters give the folks a special treat

You can work it out!

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Someone is having a better Tuesday than me!

My hero Fry has a way to stop bullying!

The end of the World is nigh!

Er are you sure that's a good pic?

One minute it was ivy covered,

after the storm - this!

The young lady is wearing a Canada T shirt - unfortunate pose though!

Novel selfie - scary but novel!

Er I have a feeling this isn't going to work...

Yup! It's a moose but how in the Hell........

Yes dear I know that you love marshmallows but...

This is what happens when a kid gets hold of a high pressure hose

at the Coastguard demo!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Meet Fat Albert - and he has a big surprise under his shirt.....or How to get aloft in a hurry!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy, dull start with fog patches and outbreaks of light rain or drizzle. Becoming brighter during the afternoon with good spells of sunshine developing. Rather mild once again with highs of 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.04 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the new week

Dear Family and Friends, Here's the new week, hopefully England will dry out a little bit! Meanwhile I have been out into cyberspace to dredge for more pictorial amusement...

I am certainly glad that I wasn't on board this one!!!

From Sochi - the sounds the curling girls make

I think this young guy is a genius...

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Oh! What a nice...........no I can't say it  :-)

It's London Fashion week - here's the Harwich Entry - a ball gown made from Bacon!

Enjoy the thrills of the Big Dipper!

Tee Hee (or Pee Pee!)

Nothing to say here!

I agree - most effective!

Darling - you're out!

It says better bedroom by leaving the window open!

Thanks Natasha!

Hmm! Exteremely clever - but WHY!

Oh! Miss Frizzle!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 1

John's Joke

Geoff's Joke 2

Deon & Elna's Joke

An AWWWWWW! Moment

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Scattering of showers developing late morning, otherwise mainly dry with good spells of sunshine and feeling mild with temperatures above the seasonal average. Light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.06 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.