Dear Family & Friends, Another wet day here in Harwich. Finished fixing a laptop this morning, which gave me some time to dig around for more ammunition for the Blog....

1.  First a web page of "People you wish you knew" In real life

2.  Silliness at its best how about the Mario theme played on

A Laser Engraving machine!

3. More extreme silliness, take a girl with long blonde hair and a bass speaker of 40,000 Watts!

4 .  Last, vintage silliness from the Python team - don't they look young now!  The Lumberjack Song

                            IT Guy - I know where he's coming from!

                   Guy in the front row "I think my wife can see this"!

                                         The wonders of cake

                                 Come on! It's only a fridge magnet!

                                     Been fishin' - or nickin'

Mike's Joke 1 - Idiots

 Mike's Joke 2 - A Clip actually

This is a gem - I promise!

Thanks as ever Mike!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time  22.10

Temperature  6.5c

Humidity  88%

Barometer  1013 mb  Rising slowly

Rainfall  4.2 mm

Wind  ESE  4.4 Kn

Prognosis

Rain, then more rain!

Thanks for calling!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on Friday

Dear Family & Friends, Once again the Weekend's here, I hope that you enjoy it! More gems for you from those gutters.........

1.  Bill Cosby is a diamond - here he winds up his

 Stage Wife - Classic

2.  OK Petrolheads, here's a new one, turn your 4x4 into

a Snowmobile!

3.  Billy Connoly is the man! here he tells a joke 

With lots of swearing

 They don't do this on BBC breakfast!

                                         Soon - behind you!

                                          Swan snooper

                                           Santa Cruz

                                         Facial hair gauge - thanks Martin!

                                    Derek what the hell are you up to!

Dick's Joke



Harwich Weather Tonight
From Polley's New Weather Station


Time 23.15
Temperature  9c
Humidity  48%
Barometer  1016 mb  Rising slowly
Rainfall  0.0 mm
Wind  N  0.0 Kn


Prognosis



More of the same!

Thanks for visiting!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, Not a bad day in Li'l Ole Harwich, a few showers and some sunshine too. After a bit of Granny - Taxiing, I got stuck in to installing my new weather station, see below...

1.  It may only be a Newton frame, but this is Different


2. You're in a traffic jam, with three kids, daddy has an idea!
Jammin to Queen! watch the little boy!


3.  This guy seems a little bit mad but...He may have a point!

Gallery


First picture released of Red Dwarf 10
 due in the Autumn they look older eh?

How to deter Photobombers!

That awkward moment when you must......!

Somewhat Philosophical

Joke from Derek

Joke from Mike

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather

I have now installed my new 

Weather Station

It's great because it can talk to my computer

Like this........

 Of course I shan't send you all this bumf

every night, but it helps me to give a better

forecast.

BTW Tomorrow -

More of the same - cloudy with rain in the PM

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family & Friends, It was raining here today

 - just for a change! Had lunch out with 

Family which was great. I couldn't find any Linki

tonight that were funny - sorry

 so you get extra animated gifs instead...

Just a cat

                                           How did they do that!

Gallery

                                                    Tacky Grandfather

                                         Contrived but clever

                                          Awkward not sexy

                                         Spot the Blonde

                                          Oops - but they put a sign!

Dick's Joke

Thanks Dick!

Mike's Joke 1

Mike's Joke 2

Thanks Mike!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time 22.45

Temperature  9.7c

Humidity  63%

Barometer  985 mb Falling more slowly

Rainfall  3.7 mm

Wind SW  2.2 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy rain at times

Thanks for calling!

Cheers,

Richard

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, How was your day? Not too bad I hope! Still April showers here in Harwich. I had some computer work, and helped a friend with some chores, so it was evening before I started the hunt for yet more funny stuff..........

1.  Excuse me would you take a picture for us Certainly!

2.  Here's another nicely made compilation of clips of Earthly things

Pity about the singer though

3.  Last a short clip by the incomparable Michael McIntyre

How to walk

Gallery

                                           Starwars Wheelie bin

                                      Only in Ireland

                                        Now where did I put the soap?

                                 Oh! Here comes the Dalai Lama

                                             How to break your back

Another Joke from Mike

Thanks Mike!

                                      

Thanks John!

                                       

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time 22.45

Temperature3.7c

Humidity  76%

Barometer  997 mb  Steady

Rainfall  10.7 mm

Wind  NW  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

Rain, then more rain!

Thanks very much for visiting!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for this Monday

Dear Family & Friends, Another wet day in Harwich, so you get more funnies as I had time to dig around. Also I must say "Thank you" to friends and family who have sent me material for the site. I cannot publish all of them, but it's nice to know that you care about the site. Keep 'em coming!

1.  From Maggie 3 clever ads from a Belgian bus company...

crabs  penguins  and  ants

2.  More time lapse this time of a girl from birth to 12 years...

meet  Lotte

3.  We've met Quadrotors before - these little beggars are getting everywhere!  Grasping even!

Gallery

                                            Same sex marriage

                                                           Literally!

                                          No comment required here

                                                        Monkey experiment

                                   Sold his stake

Dick's Joke

Mike's Joke

Thanks Guys!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather Tonight

Time 21.30

Temperature  7.7c

Humidity  90%

Barometer 990 mb  Falling more slowly

Rainfall  3.3mm

Wind  E  14.3 Kn

Prognosis

Rain then rain!

Funnies on Sunday

 Dear Family & Friends, Today is Sunday, in the morning

 it was sunny so wew worked in the garden - I am now 

walking round like a penguin! It rained heavily in 

the afternoon, which gave me a chance to lick

 my wounds, and search around for some material 

which I hope will amuse you all...

1.  For safety reasons electric scooters have to make a noise

 so Domino have adapted this with Hilaroius results

2.  You may have guessed that I love robots - these little perishers are particularly Cute!

3.  Our American Cousins love a prank, here they mix Microsoft Office with a Car Alarm

Gallery

                                              I do this!

                                          Meanwhile in Russia

                                            Nice Puppy!

                                                 Clever placement

                                          Everyone thinks it's you

 More Wisdom from The QI Elves    

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's Fun Weather Station

Time 22.00

Temperature  6.4c

Humidity  62%

Barometer  1000 mb  Steady

Rainfall  2.33 mm

Wind  W  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

  Overcast in morning rain later

Thanks for calling!

Cheers!

Richard.