Funnies for this Saturday

Dear Family & Friends, It's out early today, because we are out tonight, and when we return it will be late, and I might not be able to see the screen properly!

1. We call them dummies, they call them pacifiers

in any event this show the real human nature

Pacifier War

2. Also on the cute animal thing how about otters

chasing a little girl ?

3.  Beautiful Panorama of Paris don't pan too fast or you'll get  Airsick!

 Thanks Mike!

4.  Last - as seen on Breakfast TV this morning -

Waterskiing Squirrel you couldn't make it up!

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                                      Get in the van

                                       Luxus trailer!

                                   Computer airbag

                                        They have to say something

                                       DIY stretched limo

                                     Facebook is everywhere!

Joke from Klaus 1

Joke from Klaus 2

Thanks a ever Klaus!

New!

I never throw them away, 

and my Funnies now total

more than 5000!

So I decided to share them with you, 

if you follow the link below

You can see some of them,

We'll start with

Letter A

I will leave them for a few days and then change them to "B"

Harwich Weather

Time 15.00

Temperature  11.9c

Humidity  51%

Barometer  1011 mb  Falling

Rainfall 0.0mm

Wind  ESE  3.1 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy with chance of rain - again!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the Bank Holidays

Dear Family & Friends, The Weekend starts here, after a very grey day in Harwich - time to delve for you into those nether regions for more Fun! Hoping that you have a great time...Only one Link tonight but it's a long one, also more jokes.

Thanks to John for this one, it shows one of the Yeoman Warders in the Tower of London, starting his guided tour. Strangely, we heard this guy while on holiday in London a few years back - he's a hoot!  Yeoman Warder

                                          Someone with too much time!

                                       The Interview

                                         Polar bear revenge

                                              Wasn't me!!!

                                         Poo Time

                                       Domino the Different

Another Joke from Dick

Thanks mate!

Thanks Maggie!

A Late entry also from Maggie - this is great!

Last a letter from Werner Herzog to his cleaning lady

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time

Temperature  8.7 c

Humidity  77%

Barometer  1008 Rising slowly

Rainfall  2.0mm

Wind  NNE  1.0 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy with a chance of - Oh! yes - Rain!

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on Thursday

Dear Family & Friends, How was your day? Good I hope! Mine was slightly above average. Found you some more funny fodder as follows...............

1.  I feel that this is fake, but rather hope that is isn't - 

IPhone Puzzle

2.  Good luck to this old dear paragliding At One Hundred!

3. From the guys at Blackberry the latest thing in  Phone cameras

4.  After the Juggling Otters - more silliness with 

 Boogie Boogie Hedgehog

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                                             No comment needed here!

The housing association said he couldn't fly the union flag - sooooo !

                                              And that's when the trouble started!

                                   Naughty naughty skydiver!

                                      Sorry Dave!

                                  Bleedin japanese tourists they get everywhere!

Deon's Joke

More wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time 22.10

Temperature  8.8c

Humidity  87%

Barometer  1009 mb  Steady

Rainfall  23.3 mm

Wind  NW  1.4 Kn

Prognosis

Overcast

Thanks for visiting!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies on this Wednesday

Dear Family & Friends, As it is a quiet day in our town of Harwich today, it has given me time to sort out my Linux computer and find you more stuff....

1.  There are some crazies I am glad that I was not at the bottom of the hill! Large Tractor tyre

2.  I am very fond of pengiuns, although I could't eat a whole one!  Penguins Jumping

3. German Humour - the Water Bed  Prank

4.  Here's Graham Norton at his best  Ladies Toilet Prank

5.  Three ladies "Of a certain age" watch  The Kardashian Sex clip you don't get to see it - sorry!

Here is a Hurricane Warning!

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                                                Thanks Martin!

                                            Pick up lines

                                      Thanks Klaus

                                           Not Drunk

                                          No comment available

                                          

From Derek

Harwich Weather Today

Remember that if you can't see detail
All images and movie clips are thumbnailed
or you can zoom with Ctrl Wheel or trackpad

Thanks for visiting!

We are just about to pass 2500 views!

Cheers,

Richard.

Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family & Friends, It was a rather funny old day today, I upgraded my Linux operating system to the latest version , and it didn't work well, so I went back to the old one, and all went well, except I lost my stock of Funnies. So this is a hastily cobbled together issue. I hope to do better tomorrow!

Sorry no linki

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                                           Get rid of that spider!

                                              Let them in - no smelling!

                                      Damned Autofocus!

                                                Picasso Quote

                                                 They were only playing leapfrog

                                                  Mmmm! Lunch!

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time 22.45

Temperature  10c

Humidity  82%

Barometer  1021  Rising

Rainfall  7.8mm

Wind  N  0.0 Kn

Prognosis

Cloudy with rain at times

Thanks for calling!

Must do better tomorrow!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family & Friends, Another mixed day with taxiing old ladies and mending a grotty computer.Despite these diversions I succeeded in finding just a few funny things worthy of my esteemed clientele!.......

1.  A slightly unsavoury prank - Wet Sneezes

2.  This guy is amazing I got cramp just watching him

Vertical Jump

3.  I never thought that Stephen Hawking was a prankster, but it appears that he is!!!

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                                    Best Photobomb of all time!

                                   The parents win with a leafblower!

                               I assume that she has a flat bit on the back of her head

                                               If Advertising were true...

                                    So true Mr Twain - so true!

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Centre

Time  22.20

Temperature  12.5c

Humidity  79%

Barometer  1016 mb  now rising slowly

Rainfall  0.7 mm

Wind  E  5.9 Kn

Prognosis

Rain in the morning - then probably rain in the afternoon too.

Thanks for your patience!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Sunday

Dear Family & Friends,  It was a better day in Harwich today. The rain was over by lunchtime and we were able to do some jobs. Not least of course digging up some more fun - for you!

1.  Thanks to John for this one a, a most unusual Motorcycle

2.  Most unusual Jimmi Hendrick's "Bold love" 

played on a Gayageum

3. I have never snowboarded or skied , but if I had I would never have the guts to do This!

4.  One Jackson is enough, but how about Five!

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                                       Our retarded son!

                                        Look at the stars!

                                         Not the boss either

                                              Yummy!

                                                 No bath! No Bath!

Another Joke from Derek

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather Tonight

From Polley's New Weather Station

Time 23.00

Temperature  9.6c

Humidity  85%

Barometer  1009 mb  Rising

Rainfall  3.5 mm

Wind  WSW  2.3 Kn

Prognosis

Clear morning the more rain

Thanks a lot for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.