Moday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that you enjoyed the Bank Holiday, it was sunny here in Harwich. I survived the shed painting marathon! Paint spattered but unbowed! Here are your funny bits...

The Russians like to do things big. - Here's their idea of a fireworks display!

Sorry son - that ain't a swimming pool...

Gallery

Asian Logic

Now This could persuade me to go shopping....

Grammar son

Another hard learned truth!

Tapirs love scent marking...

Predictable nerdy response

Special Goggles!

Good test!

Test your cheat

Celebrating Starwars day May the 4th (Be with you)

Here's a Yoda reposte

They have taken over!...

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Bill!

Thanks Matt for this - it explains how our friends in Holland achieved their super cycling infrastructure

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Lingering cloud and early rain should soon clear to leave a mixture of sunshine and heavy showers. Still fairly warm with temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.20 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Thanks you we just passed 71,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So that's Saturday gone then!

Happily in UK Monday is a Bank Holiday, so we get another day. Meantime it will give you more time to browse the Pictorial Fun !

Weird things the British don't know about themselves

Thanks Martin!

Interesting secret about Disney Animators

Thanks Martin - Again...

I love this but it's long - suggest you start at 6mins 30secs

Remember the twirling lady? Is the train going forward or back - 

you can change it in your head!

Realisation

You have to be certain age to get this...

Now where's little Oleg?

Theyrrrrrrrrrrr - er or no?

I like the last bit !

Makes you squint!

Clever eh?

High Five

(I hate them!)

Only in Russia 1

Only in Russia 2

(Sorry it's Azerbaijan!)

Thanks Natasha!

A little more Wisdom from the QI Elves

One day at St. Pancras

I was amazed by this - I never heard of this before!

Thanks Matt C !

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Large amounts of cloud with the odd spot of light rain in places through the morning. The best of any brighter weather reserved for the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperatures 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.24 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling and please enjoy the rest of the Holiday!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, the Weekend is here!

Not much to report apart from a foray to the supermarket, my brain melted after 10 minutes!

Now for a few more items of possible mirth...

This waiter er er er!

Don't stare at the handicapped!

Moggie tries to steal from the drawer - gets caught

Nobody on the Planet is a cool as this Dude!

Oh! Monday Monday!

Er, I wouldn't eat that either!

True - very true!

There's always a moral in the Simpsons!

Another truth!

Hydrant is Minioned

You must have seen Despicable Me to get this!

Et tu Crudite!

This took a minute!

Thanks George Takei

Another snappy slogan!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another clip

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a chilly start, a dry and pleasantly warm day is expected in lengthy spells of sunshine. Fair weather cloud building at times during the afternoon, though remaining dry everywhere. Light North-Easterly winds and temperatures peaking at 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.26 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks tp Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet day in Harwich today, hopefully better tomorrow. Have been fighting a Danish laptop today, so far Old Git 0 - Laptop 1 !!!

I will throw it out of the window and get on with your Funnies....

This shower is occupied Mr Human!

At first I thought - Oh No! but keep watching...

This was a wonderful Whoops! Moment!

Even I would not dare to use this!

This is new! Photobombing in the buff1

Here's one of the nosey neighbours

Impossible dream!

Now this is not Funny, but totally inspiring!

Oh! Yes! - When I am feeling inadequate - which is often!

Ideal for the customers of Walmart...

We have all experienced this!

Look carefully, it's a girl in full body paint!

Thanks Bill!

BBC Breakfast Team just learned that there may be a film of Dad's Army!

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

After a very good start.....

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and bright morning with occasional sunshine. Most places will become overcast by lunchtime with largely cloudy skies prevailing for the afternoon and evening. Cooler with a strengthening North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.27 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks as usual for taking the trouble to call in!

Cheers!

Richard.