Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More garage painting today in warm sunshine! Thank goodness it's finished, so among the lingering paint fumes up my nose, I am trying to get this blog up to speed!

Elephant seals on a beach - it's CGI you know!

Duck song - so cool it oozes!

Funny Father - and his babies

I have a feeling this is in Holland

See this small boy.....

Oh! There he is again!

Hi speed photo of a helicopter taking off

What the biblical Dickins is going on here?

Just take the bl**dy photo!

Our secret agent is embedded among the enemy ...

This is silly - but might just happen!

We're multi lingual you know

Unfortunate placement of feet - or not....

Mr Cool!

Joke Central

Thomas's Joke

Gloria's Joke

Dick's Joke
Thanks Chaps!

Take a lawnmower ,shoehorn in a motorbike engine and wooooooooah!

Thanks Phil

Harwich Weather for Friday (is it Friday already?)

Becoming very warm through the course of the day with lengthy spells of sunshine. Sunshine may turn hazy mid-afternoon as high-cloud develops. Light to moderate South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.04 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Huzzah! Thanks to you we just pased 73,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, After a day of sanding and painting our garage, with a runny nose - I bring you my best efforts to amuse.....enjoy!

I love this, a cruise liner visiting Hamburg plays "Seven nations army" on her fog horns!

Thanks Marco!

For skiers and snowboarders everywhere - wow!

For all of my adult life I have striven to do this - pronounce the language of our friends and near neighbours the Dutch!

We have had Juggling Otters, now Dancing Squirrels!

Alien abduction - it's true folks!

Gallery

Great balls of Fire!

Even Grandpa had moments of cool!

The legend lives on

(Or the Austrians are cashing in !)

Yup your fence is indeed superior!

Machu Pichu - or the Llama Sutra!

Drawing a cat by numbers...

On behalf of propriety - no way!

Deep fried Mars bars? - Rubbish - how about Deep fried Kit Kat Pizza!!!

Kayaking Whoops!

This is called the Naked Man Orchid

Thanks Bill!

Bill's Joke 1 (Oldie but Goodie)

Bill's Joke 2

The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mist and fog soon lifting to leave a warm and sunny day with temperatures finally recovering to near-normal values for the time of year. Light to moderate North-Easterly winds and afternoon highs of 17 deg. C (62 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.05 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hope all is going well for you all. More of the same from the Funnybin, which is just for you!

For Petrolheads everywhere...

Selfies from all around the world!

Mad crazy furniture!!!

Gallery

Of course he wasn't!

Only the garden hose - silly!

Quite so dearie...

Oh! Dear - not again!

Granny wows 'em at the carnival on her scooter...

Inspirational thought for today

Self analysis

The Cousins - never short of a good slogan!

Best photobomb for ages!

Yup - I'm with you on this Will!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Those Quebecois jokers again

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mostly dry and bright day with lengthy spells of warm sunshine expected. The small risk of a isolated afternoon shower passing through on a North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.07 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Showers, then showers - soggy day here. Being indoors it gave me time to delve into the funny mine and drag up a few more bits and bobs - just for you!

I'm a sucker for this stuff - start at 2.00 minutes

Them Russians again, this time trying to make their way in Siberia

Japanese Robots fighting tee hee!

I wonder why he's jumping lanes................Oh!

Gallery

I want one!

Rather good idea!

Thanks Deganit (Israel)

Pleased to see me?

Do do do do...........Do do do do.......

Lifesavers - Ha Ha!

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Thanks Sandra!

Earth - Please swallow me up!

Do you think he was putting in or taking out?

Another great truth!

Er.....now what have you been up to? Oh! Nothing........I see!

We've all been here!

Dick's Joke

Thanks Dick!

This is in German - but you will understand...

Thanks Carolina! (Brazil)

More from Quebec

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another day of sunshine and showers, heavy and thundery by the afternoon. In light North-Westerly winds, it will start to feel much warmer than of late. Maximum temperature 14 deg. C (57 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.09 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling in!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was showery, but mild. We had some laughs over the Eurovision Song Contest, which is reflected in a few pictures below....

          "Have a snickers"  "Why?" "Because you turn into a right Diva

 when you're hungry"

The guys really like the Polish milkmaid....why she was there - nobody knows!

Want to giggle? Then listen to this...

That Icelandic volcano - fly over it in a Helicopter?

 Why not?

New Japanese idea to extinguish fires

Not sure where this is going...

Gallery

Don't get lost now!

Mobile tip!

Nothing to say here...

Normal Ozi pragmatism!

Vlad speeds of to fix the Ukrainian elections

What did you see?

How the Royals would speak - if they were Geordies!

Thanks Geoff!

Watch your grammar!

Old Confucius again...

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Robert's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Although there may be a few brighter intervals to start the new working week, generally cool and cloudy conditions prevailing with rain or showers, some of which may be heavy and thundery. Winds becoming Westerly and slightly less gusty than recent days. Maximum temperature 15 deg. C (59 deg. F) Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.10 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.