Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Summer continues, and despite dire warnings from the weatherman it is continuing warm and sunny. We are being warned that Hurricane Bertha off Bermuda is headed our way, but we hope that she will diminish before she gets here in about a week, we will be vigilant. Here are a few more bits and bobs I have found on the Interweb..

Turn an apple into a swan

Meet Skidboot - a very clever dog

This is cool! R/C Ornithopter

Japanese (Ninja) Humour

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Chef's Hats? - Oh Yeah!

Could have been a "HE"

Hey! There's something on your back!

I cannot explain this on any level

This is called Uninhibited Snorkelling

Take one small child, a pot of black paint and........

Nightmare!

The Cousins and their slogans again

I don't normally do cats but this is......Awwwww

If we got rid of all the idiots.......again!

Snappy T  maybe she didn't give a sh*t!

Jokes

John's Joke 1

Derek's Joke

John's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Binman's revenge!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Wednesday Cloudy with rain, often heavy and prolonged, will clear North and Eastwards by early afternoon. Brighter conditions with sunny spells will follow along with some thundery showers. Light to moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-8 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.28 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was quiet, I like it like that sometimes. Apart from a visit to the Health Centre to deposit prescriptions, not much happened. All the more time for me to conjure up a bit more ironic humour..

I am also still working on my new Boaty blog, I put more stuff on today - see link below, more to come....

Yacht Essex Girl

Brace yourself!

Heard of Contact Juggling? Me neither!

It's a robot, but I think it is art!

You try to show off.......and......

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Suspension lowering - extreme case!

That look!

Now this - is pure Evil !!!!

Another of the Cousin's snappy slogans

This is really silly, but somehow nice too!

Is someone looking over MY shoulder ???

This is nothing short of Genius!

This is heightist

Little treats

Philosophy

Derek's Joke

    Thanks Derek!

Cool Driver!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly fine and dry with sunny spells. However, scattered showers will start to develop late afternoon and into the evening. Feeling warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.27 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

(We just passed 85,000 hits - thanks all!)

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another super day here, hot sun but with a nice cooling breeze, a pottering around sort of day. Now for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!...

The Paradoxymoron Painting

As usual the Germans do it with precision!

Meet the Subwing - just hold your breath!

He really wanted a Burger!

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The Simpsons spotted the anomaly

Who said that modern people are very antisocial?

Touche Kermit

LBJ was a barrel of laughs

Snake with top hat - Oh yeah!

The Russians don't need the definite article - it's built into their words

Sounds a bit blunt though!

Jolly good pun there!

OMG Monkeys in Tanks!

As advertised on Amazon

She's not very nice is she?

I feel your pain! - Another first world problem

Jokes

Bill's Joke

Arthur's Joke

John's Joke

Karma

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another fine, very warm day with sunny spells, though a few isolated showers are possible as cloud amounts increase during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.25 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend starts here! It was yet another sunny warm day here in Harwich, I am sure that it will all end in tears, but for the time being here's your latest pictorial fun...

Ultimate cool! Barefoot skiing - behind a plane!

This is weird, but somehow rather haunting

Mountain biking with a plus!

Keepee upee with a plus!

The story of my life too!

This is not only obscene - it's also very stupid!

Punctuation might help!

Thanks Maggie!

Me neither, but I saw this!

Remember the Captain from 3rd Rock?

The joys of parenthood!

That look!

They start young these days!

I was in the third category!

There have been times when I would have been pleased to have one of these!

Joke Central

Arthur's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke 2

Arthur's Joke 3

Thanks Arthur!

Small plug here...

I have closed my boat website that was becoming very tired and frayed round the edges. I am transferring some of it to a blog, so if you like boats, take a look here

Yacht Essex Girl Blog

Babushkas v/s the Escalator

Harwich Weather for Saturday 

Lingering showers or thunderstorms will clear during the morning to leave a mostly dry and sunny day. During the evening and overnight period, the risk of further thunderstorms pushing up from the South. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.22 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.