Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day in Harwich but with icy wind, we went to the Garden Centre to buy a big pot, we found what we wanted, and had a struggle to unload it from the car! No Jokes tonight, so you will have extra pictures...

What is this Viagra stuff anyway?

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In the Netherlands our friends across the sea call this "Moses' Bridge"

Necessity is the mother of.................

Hey darling - where did he come from???

Tee Hee - love it!

I had this record! Meet Dolores Erikson who was the model on the sleeve in 1965!

Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass

Only in Merica!

Although my wife is a redhead - she isn't at all fazed by this :-)

Philosophical thought for the day

David Walliams at his best

My son is in the Border Force - he will enjoy showing this to work collegues!

More Philosophy

Thanks Mags

The Dutch People like bikes - and caravans - here the perfect mix!

Thanks Robert (F) - Originally (NL)

The good news, you get to breakfast on a million dollars

The bad news - next you have to count it!

Trendy Bookmark

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

Boys - tonight it's Bathtime

Not Fake - I think...

Thats one hell of a....................camera!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

It will be a cold and crisp start to the day. A fine day will then follow with plenty of sunshine and only light South-Easterly winds. Turning cloudy during the evening with perhaps some patchy rain overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 9 March 2015

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Temperatures are slowly climbing in little old Harwich, today we had 15c spoiled by an icy wind. Went to Frinton to shop, no computers today, so had a quiet time, now fossicking around for new material, just for you! Thanks to the good folk who frequent this old blog we just passed 116,000 hits!

These two ladies are over 100 years old, see how they deal with some modern issues! - A bit long but worth it!

Yes! - All chocolate!

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I have done this, but not very well, therefore I am not often asked!

That spray is definitely Macy!!!

Oh! and did I tell you I forgot to vacuum uptsairs today? - Really!

Making out....

Chose the wrong font methinks!

Not if they check the weight!

His Father was his Brother and his Mother was his Sister

I think he was called Oedipus

People of Walmart - yet again!

Yet another Truth!

Thanks Susi!

For those of you who know us........

Sorry Petal!

Thanks Susi 2 !

We've had that - they don't even try - they just shove the "Missed you" ticket through the door !

I love the classics!

Ha Ha! - we all know one!

I was moved too...

Not the very best way to advertise an airline!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Best way to pull!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely fine and dry, though perhaps clouding over from the South. It will feel pleasant in any prolonged spells of hazy sunshine and with light winds. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.

Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.24 am

Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another super day here today, sunshine and 13c. Did my duty (Vacuuming), then had a lazy PM watching TV series Bosch.....gripping stuff!

Now I will attempt to amuse you with new Funny stuff - Enjoy!

Grandad tells an "Ice Cream" joke - he's 89!

Our friends the bees give to us (I suspect time lapse!)

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Coffee Porn?

Take the Hint!

Subliminal Advertising!

This just won't die!

What do you mean"The incessant nagging" !!!

Nice shorts that you're almost wearing!

One of those fortunate moment photos

Remeber Marc witha a "C" - here's Elliot !!!

He's happy!

He's BEHIND YOU!

Grammar dear!

Scrape me off the ceiling!

Golden Girls again!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a dry morning with a fair amount of sunshine, increasing cloud will bring the threat of some light rain and drizzle in places. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius.

Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.26 am

Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.