Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Mothering Sunday came early for us today. Had a super lunch with Son & Daughter in Law, now letting it go down and resting. I am continuing the struggle to find more new material to amuse my loyal supporters...

Crazy sportsmen abound - now Flying Snowmobiles!

This is quite mad, Korg have invented a gadget called Miku, it sounds like a Japanese girl singing!

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A squirrel in a cannon - so?

Please show me the way to My Ladies' Chamber!

No dear - ping pong!

Just a tad ostentatious I would say!

Ha Ha ............but I'll bet it was carefully posed!

Ah! Grasshopper!

Thanks Martin!

Story so far -  Petition to get rid of Clarkson - 6000
Petition to keep him - 750,000 !!!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Mancave, Special Weekend edition - 

Ladies please look the other way!

Definitely Fake

Definitely real!

Handy Bottle Holder!

Oh! Lordy! I cannot make up my mind.............but who cares!

Meet Ozzy the Weasel - not much work is going to get done today!

Harwich weather for Monday

Rather cloudy, mostly dry with some brightness possible, particularly during the afternoon. There is a chance of the odd light shower early in the day. Feeling cold despite lighter winds than Saturday. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.13 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, Post office, shopping, PM Watched Alfred and George, gripping stuff! Now it is time to concoct more funny stuff for your titillation! Have a great weekend!

I often tell my friends when they are installing software etc, to "Follow the Bouncing Balls". One of my friends had never heard of that so here are - The Bouncing Balls!

Rotten B*gger

Thanks Klaus!







Here the boys of the IDF do the Macarena...Nobody seems to know why!

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Gourmets at work!

I don't usually put this stuff up.......but, this rings a bell!

Thanks Joe!

I'm just back from Walmart with my hidden camera!

Somebody in Canada does have a sense of humour!

Lady Garden Slide ?????

We kid ourselves - but they know!

Novel Pocket!

Is he the laziest person in the World? - No! - That's me!

I do love a good pun!

This one - strictly for the girls!

Thanks Robert (F)

Oh! That's how it's done!

Yes girls you look Gorgeous..................snigger!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Get out the sick bags!
This company based in Cork build pilot boats and the like

Meanwhile down in RSA our Afrikaner friends are shakin it all about for Friday Night!

Thanks Michelle (RSA)







More wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Becoming rather cloudy, but generally dry throughout. Some bright or sunny spells are likely, especially during the morning. Feeling rather chilly, particularly under the cloud cover and moderate Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.15 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, taking elderly neighbour to Dentist, shopping for plants, and one computer call out. Now I am hoping to amuse you all with yet more eclectic mixes of fun and humour!

The German Fire Brigade - when the Boss isn't looking!

Thanks Klaus!

Pit bull v/s Tortoise - they are buddies really..

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About time you saw reality chaps!

Another truth!

The Petition to have him reinstated tops 500,000 !

Golden Oldie

Thanks Robert (F)

Yet another US clever slogan!

Thanks Mags!

Frustration!

Most of us have been there - initiative required!

Plenty around here - maybe not that deep though!

Mammoth tusk recently dug up in Siberia

Is she kidding?

Thanks Susi!

Little Devils!

Ha! Smart Ass!

Joke from Bill

I've just arrived at one of those Swiss suicide clinics.

Cost me 44,000 Sw Francs.  Do you know what the bastards have given me for breakfast this morning?

"Cheerios".

Thanks Bill!

This isn't new but I like it! Peter Kay in full flight!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Increasing cloud, perhaps thick enough for a few spots of light rain by late morning. Cloud breaking through the afternoon with lengthy spells of sunshine developing. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.17 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day today, we cut down our palm tree, does that make me a lumberjack?

Lots of sunshine, we were quite hot while working. Now I'm walking around like a penguin! So let us see what is in store for my trusty followers tonight...

Ha Ha! Very good!

Thanks Mags!





You know what they say about curiosity and the cat?

Thanks Klaus





Nautical Hiccups!

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OK Petrolheads this is what's going on inside your turbo!

Spot the fatal mistake

Alice won the prize at the dog obedience class, but something isn't quite as it should be!

That's Me!!!

Thanks Mags

Sadly I already knew most of these!

My sympathies go to number 3!

Yes they often do drive like that!

Geek Joke!

That Blue Dress Thing just won't go away!

Sound Advice!

Advert for Always?

Oh! Yessssssss!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

A real oldie brought up to date!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry throughout the day. Rather cloudy in the morning with brighter spells developing later in the afternoon as South-Easterly winds freshen. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.19 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.