Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Chilly wind around today, we were forced out to go to the Pharmacy, and I went to the Carwash! How exciting is that? Indoors and warmed up, I will now attempt to churn out anothe Little gem - just for you!

Take your litter home! - Sound advice!

Thanks Klaus!

Moses - It's an ad - but clever!

Thanks again Klaus!

Future Generation!

There's a blender behind the bar!

Missing Person

Techy's Panacea...

Philosophical thought for today

Cheeky boy!

Must be true - I read it in the Daily Star!

It's a Badger Sett BTW!

Emergency! send out the SWAT team - Tiger on the loose...........Oh!

Danger Alien Abduction Area!

Once again I must tell you that the Cousins can't spell

Mancave - Ladies Please look the other way! - 

Fine chance!!!

Can we join this party? - Boys?

That wonderful moment when an icy breeze wafts from the water - and "Ping"!

Butternut squash? - Maybe not....

Tout le Monde est sur le Balcon!

(It is crowded on the balcony!)

Jokes 

  Thanks Chaps!

Tee Hee - He's having none of it!

Thanks Shlomo! (IL)

Harwich weather for Friday

Rather cloudy at first, which looks likely to spoil the solar eclipse for many. Sunny spells then developing late morning across much of the district and it will feel pleasant in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.01 am Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a chill wind that blew the mist around this morning, but the sun eventually arrived. I was busy giving loving care to some unwell computers, now I am determined to stimulate you to snigger - just a little bit!

Applause please for the lovely lady!

I think that this is truly special! What a labour of love!

Gallery

She did try, but is definitely a FAIL!

Yup that's Freudian!

They're our sole agents! Boom Boom!

Here's something new - The Funeral Selfie!

It's all true folks!

Yes - but is it art?

In the '50s Chauvinism ruled!

Not much to say here, but he is preserving his neck!

OCD - Oh! Yes! - I'm all for that!

I don't know why they do it!

I'm definitely will not comment..

Genius!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Kaboooooooom!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early mist or fog will clear to give another dry day with some sunny spells. Winds will stay generally light, but temperatures will be a little lower than recent days. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It turned cold here again today, our friends in Russia are sending us the East wind!

One computer to disinfect today, plus a routine visit to hospital in Colchester was not the best part of the day. Home at last, now is the time to conjour up a little more pictorial fun - just for you! 

Laurel wreaths to you all! We have today passed 117,000 hits on the site, for which many thanks!

Our family have German connections and this little clip teases them just a bit!

Thanks Mags and Timo!




Er! No I don't know either!

Gallery

We're off to the MOT station!

Jeremy's Saga rumbles on...

I told you that they can't spell!

See what I mean?

Village Bear

Not the best chat up line!

Moment of coincidence

Statistics!

She put her left leg in - and that's when the trouble started!

Nothing to say here!

Meanwhile in Walmart the Centaur has just come in!

I nearly didn't post this but then I noticed the shop's name......

Mancave  Ladies please look the other way!

Through the mesh I can see the setting sun!

Isn't that an iPhone 5s ?

This is nearly the end.....

Anyone for pool? - This is the end!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Frankfurt Airport 2999

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely dry, a brighter day and feeling milder with more in the way of sunshine, particularly late in the day. Clearing skies will lead to a patchy frost overnight into Wednesday. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.08 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are having a lazy day today (Mothering Sunday). One laptop, slightly ailing came in this morning, it can wait until tomorrow. The Goddess is watching a movie, but it's a bit girlie for me so I'm doing this instead.....sorry not much around in the way of video so you will see more pictures...

Meanwhile in Russia

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Magic Mirror

Yet another urban myth

Hmmm - been there!

Sarcasm - my thing!

Thanks Susi!

Must be East European!

It does look like that!!

Another truth!

Thanks Susi again!

There is always a choice!

Worst chat up line!

Join our club!

Must be a place!

The Wardrobe - the Sofa - who cares!

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

These are supposedly the biggest fake boobs in the World !

Most of you will favour the Audi!

Latest jewellery craze - meet my tapeworm!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mainly dry and often cloudy with isolated showers likely, these possibly sharp at times. Some bright spells are also likely for most. Feeling cold again. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.10 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.