Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a normal day in Harwich today, walk the dog, Post office, jewellers to fix neighbour's watch, back home, odd jobs, and now of course your blog! BTW Thanks to you we just passed 119,000 hits!

Never ever be rude to a Grandmother!!!

Thanks Bill!







Is this guy ultra cool or what?

Thanks Mags!

Gallery

Remember this? - 20 years ago already!

My beard? - Hope not!

You might bear this in mind for Wednesday!

Who needs an eyeshade!

Shut it!

Thanks Gloria!

Smart Riposte!

Casualty!

Thanks Robert (F)

I don't think that he's in the bin, but at Walmart - you never know!

Oooh! Look a young lady sans legs!

Oh! B*ugger!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Hell I love Denim!

Oooh! Look! A Pufferfish!

Silly mask! And even with braces - they're fake!!!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps



Lithuanian Joke

– What are the three favourites for the shark, the words?
-Man overboard!

Thanks Rita!





Neanderthal voices

Dem Bones Dem Bones!

Thanks Pamela! (NL)






Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Very windy throughout with squally showers likely during the morning and early afternoon. Noticeably colder as the day progresses in North-Westerly winds which will gust up to 40 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.36 am Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Back again, Yesterday was busy because it was the Domestic Goddess's Birthday, we had visitors and later out to dinner, so by the time we arrived home very well fed, it was too late. I will try to make up for it today!

This lady is almost to delivery time but........

Thanks Robert (F)






Gothic Bagpiper with extras!

Gallery

I'll bet this was by design rather than accident - but who cares?

Who says that the younger generation are isolated and uncommunicative?

Nice, but is it art?

Now Boys I am sure that I can make you (and me) feel very inadequate!

Call me naive but I think that she's selling stolen watches!

Hey Mildred, are you still paddling?

Vodka is made from Potatoes so it qualifies as salad!!!

Another of those right time and place shots

Inspiration...

We had one on our boat, within a couple of weeks it was covered in bird sh*t!!!

Like a glass of wine?

Thanks Mags!

The "C" word can be very powerful!

Adoption?

Small is beautiful..

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

Wonderful pair.............of sunglasses!

Fancy a threesome? No we're lesbians - OK can we come and watch???

Selfie - of really weird garment - you're almost wearing!

You arrive at the hotel room and on the balcony you see........Happy ending in sight???

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Seasick and Tom, jammin..

I guess that James is seeking a new job!?

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a bright but chilly start to the new week, increasing cloud will herald the arrival of outbreaks of rain for the afternoon and evening. Perhaps the odd heavier burst and South-Westerly winds will strengthen once more. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.38 am Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks ~Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a somewhat frustrating day attempting to connect my home made electronic picture frame to the Internet. The idea being, that I can serve up much more media than at present. I have now withrawn bloodied but unbowed, at least it's connected now. However we have more important things to do....and that is to cook up more funny stuff - just for you!

More calamitous stuff!

Thanks Klaus!





This brown bear is having fun...

Thanks Klaus - again!

Gallery

Hormonal Teenager...

Famous quote of the day!

Oh! Dear! Poor girl has an ink stain on her dressy thingy!

He was so bored he Photoshopped the giant spot on the surface of Jupiter on his coffee!

Er...your what?

Necessity is the mother of...........(wire too short)

Must be true I read it in the...........etc etc

Expensive camouflage

I guess they payed off Health and Safety!

Meanwhile in Walmart someone mentioned something about

Quarts in Pint pots!

I apologise the Cousins do do irony!

Romania - Internet or Roads?

OK if you happen to have a tank!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

Not much to see boys...........

Just a few selfies!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudier than of late with only limited bright or sunny spells during the morning. The threat of some rain early afternoon then a dry and sunny end to the day is likely. Strengthening South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.43 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.