Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day, showers and sunshine, spent the morning giving TLC to the water feature, so that it trickles correctly, slobbed around in the PM, watching NCIS to which we are addicited. Now for my efforts to make you smile...

Russian ingenuity at it's best......after the bridge washed away!

Thanks Derek - love it!







Dance like no one's watching.................but there is!!!

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I think we will pass on the Hummus for breakfast today!

If you're a genius - you will see a Panda!

There you go - clean jokes...

Bwaaaaggggggghhhhhh!!!

Bring me paper!

Oh his poor moty biky!

Boom Boom!

My Hero!

Spoilsport!

Now this is the Night Watch by Rembrandt,  I saw it long ago and I was very impressed!

The impact doesn't seem to be the same these days!

I am not certain what is going on here but I am sure that it will not end well!

I am sure that we have all had this feeling while paddling!

What do you think chaps? - Real Girls!!!!

Of course the skinny ones are real too buuuuuuutttt!

Philosophical thought for today!

How to stimulate arachnaphobia!

John's Joke
Thanks John!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

The weekend finishes on a dry and bright note with a fair amount of hazy sunshine throughout the day. Light to moderate South-Westerly winds and feeling a shade warmer. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.09 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Esseweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had fog today, the weatherman was warning of health hazards from Sahara dust and pollution from France. Fortunately for Harwich the wind was from the East and the air was OK. After reviving an elderly desktop computer, I am sitting in front of a blank screen, trying to dream up

 some inspired fun just for you!

Only in Italy, this is a bit long, but worth watching, things just get worse and worse!

This Good Ol Boy has a special recipe for backflips.............just an excuse methinks!

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This garage turned a beetle into a spider!

Who said turtles can't smile!

I often wish that I had one of these!

OK I can hear you already..."You've got to hand it to him"..."What a handful" - etc

Nice bum though!!!

Do you think that we're being brainwashed ready for the next Starwars movie?

Normally I admire the Cousin's slogans - this one - not so sure!

Any of you like me, got a stupid icon on my phone that I will never use?

Clever Google

Now I've seen everything........the "My dog is throwing up" selfie

do us a favour dearie......

I guess he thought he was very droll!

Our aim is to please your aim too please!

Mr Forgetful..

The Weekend Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze...

Nice - real too - maybe!

Prelude to a porn movie?

Well it was like this I was walking past this pyramind when out popped...........

Pretty - bra!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Last of the overnight showery rain will clear and brighter skies will start to develop. Apart from the odd shower during the afternoon, most places will be dry with good spells of sunshine. Noticeably cooler in Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.11 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we have passed 121,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a quick trip to Colchester today, met my old buddies at the Computer shop, and then was kitted out by Herself with new trousers for our upcoming holidays. Now in a foggy Harwich I am piecing together yet another jigsaw puzzle that is the funny blog!

Crabbies doing "Hands up"

Migraine? I'll give you a migraine!

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The nipples can!

Yes and they can breed

A funny tale........but it is the Daily Star!

Clever Graffiti or Photoshop...

In the Western world - every Doctor's and Dentist's waiting rooms...

Product placement - wow!

A bit Chauvinistic but Ha Ha!

Philosophical thought for the day

Bingo!

Destructive in a funny way!

Yet another First World problem!

Could happen!

I don't know who to believe!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Most places will stay dry and there'll still some warm spells of sunshine on offer. However, it will become cloudier and more breezy during the late afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.13 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 7 (Very High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, visited the garden centre to replace deceased fountain pump, Oh what lives we do live! Then destroyed my back putting it all back together! Now my usual search of the Interweb for more interesting fun stuff just for you!

Funny? I laughed and Laughed

Thanks Klaus!




Wo ist mein Handy?
(Where is my mobile)

Thanks Klaus again!

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Yes he is real and his name is Henry

Ha Ha! Great fun, but I was wondering what my Grandmother

 would have said, on seeing this?

Oh the people of Walmart!  But I must say, maybe she has a point....

Bwarrrrrrrgggggggh!

I do believe it's bellybutton ring insertion time!

Back at Walmart - the Candy Crush Monster strikes again!

There are times these days I could do with this!

Ah! The wonders of cruise control!

Now this is brilliant, superb quality - a wooden jacket!

- But why?

Do do do do, do do do do!!!!

An ideal remedy for people with very short legs who ski - ride a TRex!

Ah! a budding Picasso perhaps!

Philosophical thought for today

Another of those "Right place right time" pictures

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Now whatever you do please do not try this it is crazy!!!!

How about this - how to cuddle a goldfish!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another cool, bright start to the day, but temperatures will soon recover with decent sunny spells. It will feel warmer than of late in the sunshine with continued light winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.16 am Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.