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Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Here's a bit of news, thanks to you we just passed 123,000 hits on our little blog! Now it's time for me (and helpful friends) to present for you yet another "Cavalcade of Crap" Please enjoy!





Expect the unexpected!


Thanks Klaus!





I could never swing....this guy does!



Thanks Martin!






Gallery






Those old Dutchies know how to keep a buck!






The Tellytubbies know how to pull!





As I have said many times.....too many guns in America!





Never text while driving!





Baby Photobomb!





Wedding cake - in the best possible taste!





Just between us...





Isn't that a Belgian Waffle under there?





This man is the ultimate in cool!





Can they look guilty? - Yes they can!








Thanks Klaus - again!



John's Joke
Thanks John!





Harwich Weather for Thursday










A somewhat cloudier day overall, though still dry and bright with some sunny spells developing, particularly during the afternoon and early evening. Light North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.46 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Tuesday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Hello all, we're back, our guests returned to Hamburg today, and we are now able to continue with the Blog. It's a mixed bag tonight because I haven't had time to search so here's what I have "In stock"...





Playing with fire - or One born every minute!


Thanks Klaus!






Boobies Prank!



Thanks Klaus 2 !






Gallery






Typical Marilyn!





I can't think of a thing to say about this!





Typical Ausrtralian Golden Wedding - Tank!





Very clever but continuing work!





Yes Boys will be boys

Thanks Klaus!




Just do it!

Thanks Michelle






Boom Boom!







He knows how to pull!





Whoops!





Philosophical thought for today!





No No No! Silly - It's the sofa!





Prosaic eh?

Thanks Robert! (F)





Thanks Chaps! - Loads tonight BTW!





It's German but you'll get it!


Thanks Klaus - again!





Sucking pig - or something!



Thanks Klaus - yet again!







Harwich Weather for Wednesday








The dry and settled theme is set to continue, but it may turn a little cloudier during the afternoon from the North. Light North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.48 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by



Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 13 April 2015

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends,  Another busy day, car in for new brake pads, shopping for food, and taking neighbour to the Medical Centre, what a life!

So here are my last Funnies for a week or so, please enjoy!


Sorry, no clips tonight, my broadband is running too slowly to download. There are cable problems in the street I shall be remonstrating with British Telecom in the morning




Gallery





Oh yes meet our new Au Pair!





Play on words......tee hee!

Thanks Carolina (BR)




I think I understand what they mean but my mind says something else!

Thanks Martin! (IL)




Yet another First World problem





A wedding in the best possible taste!





The Intrepid Adventurers set forth!





Oh! Our language is so rich!





Tiger nipple tweak





Newly wed, nothing changes!





Oh! Sh*t - I forgot my panda suit!







Mancave -



Ladies please avert your gaze!





Chaps did you know that today is International Perky Bottom Day?
Neither did I !



Example 1





Example 2





Example 3 (Stereo bums!)








Harwich Weather for Tuesday








Fairly cloudy at first, but increasing amounts of sunny spells should develop through the day. Feeling very warm in the afternoon sunshine and only light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.05 am
Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.


Sunday, 12 April 2015

Sunday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, much housework to trim the house up prior to visitors arrival next week, this also means that after tomorrow I am out of the loop for a week, I hope you won't have withrawal symptoms, but no more Funnies until our guests return to Germany....






I can understand this man!










We did things like this when we were kids...


Thanks Martin!






Gallery






Engrish - again






Sorry - but often!





And don't forget the queues!





Sunshine - I feel your pain!





Hominus smartiarsicus!






Tee Hee!





OK Jayden?






That's me!





Not going to sneeze at that!





A bit of a cock up!





Blissfully unaware!





Hallelujah!





Poinnnnggggg!





Exactly Ed - you've got it!







Thanks chaps!









Oh! No! not you lot again!!!










Harwich Weather for Monday









It may be rather cloudy at first, but brighter conditions spreading from the South-West with a good deal of warm Spring sunshine developing for most parts during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.07 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continued support!



Cheers!


Richard.