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Monday, 27 April 2015

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, A new week begins, and with it I always hope to bring you new Funny Stuff. I try hard not to repeat things, but sometimes the old memory lets me down...... please enjoy it anyway........







Here's a jolly busking band......with a political twist!

Thanks Mags!











Slide to see Then and Now. - Thanks Tony!





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A bit of black tape, a little initiative - and they are going to hate you!








Yes indeed - some!

Thanks Mags!




Who says that they can't smile? !!





That's life!





Even uglier than the original!





Pheeeeeeew!!!





I think not buuuut!





Ye Gods! What on Earth did that - 
feeling inadequate boys?





Philosophical thought for the day.....
I'm growing to like old Francis!





Very appropriate resting place





We all have needs!







Mancave


Ladies please look away now!




Shrinking Violet!





Ooh! Look a pair of Polish bookends..





Don't look so surprised dearie - your silicone will be all over the Internet in no time!





Clever pose - I don't like yours very much though!







Thanks Derek!






This one is very clever if a little weird!


Thanks Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Tuesday






A breezy day and feeling chilly with sunny spells and isolated showers. Temperatures below the seasonal average, reaching afternoon highs of 12 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.36 am
Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 




Thanks for your continued support!



Cheers!


Richard.



















Saturday, 25 April 2015

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, How is your Weekend going? Well I hope! All quiet in little old Harwich, just a few odd jobs to earn my dinner, now the search is on for interesting and intellectually stimulating material, better known as funny stuff!





There have been white people living in Jamaica for many generations - here's what they sound like...







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Unusual road accident!





A bit less in our house!!





Could be me!





I knew all cats are Fascists!





I suppose there will be idiots who will buy this sh*t





Heads!





This says.....Dear Dog, we have no problems with you, but would you ask your owner
to pick up your poo. The Neighbours

Thanks Robert!




Not going home just yet...





Great Uncle!





Ha Ha Ha !!!





On her way home from Walmart.....





Sausage Principle - we all have them!





Boom Boom!

Thanks Robert - again!




I love innuendo!





I am sure that we have all felt like this at some time....






Sorry no jokes tonight



This German ex soldier has his ducks organised!


Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Sunday










A wet start to Sunday with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy and prolonged. Slowly becoming brighter through the afternoon and turning colder. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 5.40 am
Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather .com





Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.



Friday, 24 April 2015

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day today fighting computers, I believe that we won in the end. Now is time to dig around the nether regions for more funny stuff - in the best possible taste!





Here comes the cuddly chums' choir!


Thanks Klaus!






Only in Russia - Camp recruits do Barbie!









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Shall I post this? OK it is Friday and there is an R in the month!





Philosophical thought for the day





General Election 2x weeks.....

This from many friends all at once! - Thanks all!




Mean prank.................Tee Hee!





Nice dog.......legs a bit skinny though!





Not sure here - maybe suffering from a chocolate pudding storm!!!





I giggled so much I think that I've filled it!





How to recycle...





More philosophy





Trust the Japanese to do something sadistic...







Mancave


As usual Ladies please look the other way..





She doesn't appear to be asthmatic!





Nice - Hair?





Ah! That's a bit better - do you think that when
 she pulls that chain her jeans fall down?





Now you're talking - Fake of course but hey!







Those self inflating dinghies do it really fast!








Thanks Chaps





Only the Japanese would go to this trouble for an ice cube!







Harwich Weather for Saturday






Warm spells of sunshine are likely to develop on Saturday. However, showers will also break out, some of which could be heavy and thundery. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.42 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!


Richard.



Thursday, 23 April 2015

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Had a fairly frantic day in amongst the computers today, things don't always go to plan, and have just extracted a Hard drive from a netbook, which involved taking out the motherboard!

So I'm turning my back on them for the evening, and am now ferreting around for more fun material, just for you...



Oh and by the way today is England's Patron Saint's day
St. George

Huzzah for England - Thanks Mags!




Car wash baby!
Thanks Klaus!






Pancakes? I love pancakes!



Thanks Shlomo (IL)




Chaps........Feeling a bit inadequate?





Student's Future


Thanks Mags!




Chaps, never, ever mess with a porcupine!!!





Oh look! At this wedding it's snowing champers!





Not sure what's going on here, but it's
unlikely to end well !





And soon you will be a man my son!





Just think about it 7-Eleven!





The guys at the computer shop really do have a sense of humour!





Now that's balls!





Ello Ello Ello - whats all this then?





I couldn't agree more!





I have to say that I think you might have just given that a tad too much top!





Not much to say here........







Thanks Chaps!






Please don't try this at home!



Thanks Derek!







You like Schmalz? - I give you Schmalz - and yodelling lessons too!


Thanks Klaus again!




Last but not least - one for my generation
Thanks Derek!




Harwich Weather for Friday








The last of the dry and settled days, but with more cloud around than recently. Winds will be a light Southerly, so a warm feel to the afternoon. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.44 am
Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.