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Sunday, 10 May 2015

Sunday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, This is the last blog for 8 days, we are about to decamp to The Netherlands, and Germany. meantime you can always look back at past editions..............there are 922 of them. Will you miss us while we're gone? No of course not you are rational people, here's my effort for today.....




This young elephant has fun with a piece of rope - in the Ocean!


Thanks Sandra!






Yes indeed that's a moron!



Thanks John!





Gallery





Especially in Arkansas!





Ideal for the compact apartment..





Colorado last Friday - it isn't snow it's hail !!!





It's Sussex - fools!





Yet another profound truth!





Yes it does!





If he ever gets out of bed!!!







This really could have been me 50 odd years ago  :-)





First known case of.......





Logical!





We've all been there!





Wine - what about the wine !!!!!  ?





Although Google is usually excellent there is a thing called a Googlefart!





Yes Captain - and they can breed!






Another First World problem!





Me too - how do you...........?





Not much to be said here!












Only in Russia - wait was that a Machete?









Harwich Weather for Monday







A dry day with sunny periods, but perhaps a little more in the way of cloud arriving for the afternoon and early evening. Feeling warm with a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.12 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




 

Thanks for your support!



Cheers!


Richard.


Saturday, 9 May 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you are all having a great weekend! We are busy preparing for a trip to Holland and Germany, car cleaning etc, as we have guests tonight I must bash on with the Funnies - just for you!





Spotted at 10 Downing St last night!





Clever timelapse of the consrtuction of a large wind turbine



Thanks Martin!




Gallery




Go! Dame Julie - demolish that really stupid interviewer!






Seems legit!





Haven't had one of those emails lately!





Ha Ha Ha !





T shirt 1 - Boyfriend 0





So Says Jack!

Thanks Geoff!




I know that feeling!





Too many times!





The epitome of good taste!





Now they've found this thing, it will take you 15 mins to explain what it's for!





The height of - Oh hell I don't know...........Selfishness???





Maybe he's a Lotto winner!





In the civilised world - I don't think I have seen anything more moronic!!!






They are fitting these to cows to save the farts for methane fuel....... the cow looks totally p*ssed off!







You know what will happen but you just can't stop watching!!!



Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Sunday







A bright and rather warm day with some sunny spells for most, although cloud gradually increasing from the West through the afternoon. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.14 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.

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Friday, 8 May 2015

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was quiet in little old Harwich today, which gave me time to amalgamate a quantity of humourous material which I very much hope that you will enjoy!







This is an old movie from Berlin dated around 1900 it has been cleverly enhanced and colour added. Kudos to Paul Phoenix


Thanks Mags!





This kiddie goes to Zumba with her mummy - and knows all the moves!



Thanks Mags - Again!





Gallery





Gloomy Forecast!






Excercise





It had to be Walmart!






Humourous Coiffeur





Excuse me please - coming through!





Not quite the done thing!





Birthday condoms





Another first - Fighter Pilot selfie!





If I was that kiddie - I think that I would be terrified!!!





Quickly in - quickly out!





Yet another first - Penny Farthing racing!





Definition





Another First World Problem!







Mancave

Ladies please look away - now!




Another lovely pair...................of sunglasses!





Now is the season lads for cross country cycling






Almost the end! - Don't like the tatt though!





This is already beginning to give me - vertigo!






Thanks Bill!






This young lady puts the condescending young buck right in his place!


Thanks Martin, Keren, and Mags!





Harwich Weather for Saturday






Some bright or sunny spells, but also occasional showers developing by midday which may be locally heavy and slow moving. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.15 am
Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks as ever for your continued support!



Cheers!


Richard.