Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Tonight it is the 60th Eurovision song contest....Yawn!!! However, I quite believe that we shall watch it - in all it's awefulness! Therefore I am doing your Funnies early. I also must thank all my blog watchers, today we passed 127,000 hits!

 

Thanks Mags!

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery!

Meet the suicidal Hydrant!

Definitely - more fun!

Just Friends!

You don't have to wear a cape to be a hero!

Shall we take it down? Nah! Just paint it!

Some do!

Thanks Michelle!

I haven't witnessed the birth of a pedal car before!

Spotted on a Caledonian Macbrain ferry!

Thanks Robert!

Good Job Lad!

Thanks Robert - again!

Apple shares!

Missed!

Possibly the most miserable holiday snap of the year!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This guy is pure evil!

Lithuanian Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver over his shoulder to ask something. The driver screamed, the taxi just missed a bus, bounced on the sidewalk and stopped just a few inches from the store window. A few seconds later the car was silence, and then the driver said: 
"Look, buddy, you don't do that. Scared me nearly to death! 
Passenger apologized and said that he did not expect that it would be so easy to scare him. 
The driver replied: "actually it's not your fault. Because, today, the first day, when I am working as a taxi driver. However, for 20 years I worked as a driver in hearses ".

-What are you?
-Good Faerie.
-And what axe?
-In the mood for a bad.

Thanks Rita! 

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a dry morning with some weak spells of sunshine, cloudy skies expected for the afternoon with outbreaks of light rain possible by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, it's a bit short tonight, only pictures, I have been working late and am out of vitality! Please enjoy what little there is!

Gallery

Swedish man with an electric car - and a sense of humour

Perhaps we won't go out to play today!

Yet again - too many guns in the US!

Ooh! Look out the Lady Centaurs are on the loose!

From a bored Gynacologist

Thanks Mags!

Also made waves in the tea - Earthquake strength 4 at 0300 this morning

Thanks Mags again!

Cute selfie...........but look again!

Cervantes - eat your heart out!

Meanwhile the people of Walmart are going all fashionable!

Nor me !

Thanks Robert!

Elephants seem to have that effect on her ni**les!

Inappropriate way to carry a sweatshirt !

Thanks as ever for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back after a great break in Germany and the Netherlands, my apologies to my kind contributors, I have received so much material, both in the way of pictures and jokes, that I will most probably not be able to use them all, but please keep 'em coming!

Limbo Limbo!

Thanks Klaus!





Not sure where this is but................

Thanks again Klaus!

Gallery

No chance your Maj !

The brain boys!

Love it! - Hate those things!

Steady on Girls!

Yup - no shortcuts!

You look better with the hat on!

The design team didn't really think this Logo through!

He is actually older than "Uncle Phil" !!!

They say men only think about sex - right Ladies?

Only in Korea - remote controlled kiddy cart!

How true - my hero!

Puerto Rico - Ha Ha!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Hmm you have our sympathy - eh boys?

Not so much a W more a camel toe!

Thanks Derek!

I am absolutely sure that they are false.....................the nails that is!!!!

Rubbish! 

Jokes

Thanks Derek!




Here's an "Expert" - the world's full of them!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Variable amounts of cloud expected throughout the day with some sunny intervals at times and the small chance of an isolated shower. Feeling warm in the light winds and sunshine. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support !

Cheers!

Richard.