Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Stormy weather here today, rising winds and rain expected tonight. I am therefore sitting in front of the screen with a colander on my head, thinking of disaster movies, but more importantly searching for more humourous material to amuse you!

Thanks to your unswerving support we just passed 128,000 hits on the blog!!!

When babies giggle we all giggle!

Thanks Klaus ( so glad you're back!)






Happy Birthday!

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The one on the top has absolutely no chance!

Threatening!

Is that you Dumbo???

It was stolen from a Ski Lift - seems appropriate!

He did his time!

Procrastination!

Her boobs have been felt so many times thay are being eroded!

Pardon?

I am convinced that they will be back!

Philosophical thought of the day - 

By Will

Granny's first gun shot -

Too many guns in America...

Any publicity - is good publicity!

No the Cousins cannot spell!

A T shirt for every occasion!

Love Pugs!

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!

Ode to the Amarican Army  :-)

Evil Wordsearch !

A grammar expert with a sense of humour!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek! (also special of course!)

Paul's Special Joke!

Thanks Paul!

This is amazing - so clever.........but I find it rather scary!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A very windy morning with further outbreaks of rain, occasionally heavy at first. Gradually becoming brighter from the West with some late spells of sunshine. A shade warmer, despite the gusty winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's blustery and wet in Little 'Ol Harwich today, therefore I'm keeping a low profile, and have time now to search for some more funny stuff for your amusement and delectation!

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Russia's Champ Candyfloss man (please ignore the crass commentator)!

The Beijing Male Voice Choir.........down they went!
Tee Hee!

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Hmmm! Surprise indeeed!

He was filling the water bed and was distracted

Mr Putin - is it me or does that dog look like you?

Yet another First World Problem!

No! No! - never seen a sign like that before...

Remember 3rd Rock? Dick jousting with Dr Albright?

Elastic Time!

Thanks Robert!

Philosophical Thought of the Day!

Photoshopped but still amusing!

Exercising...

I'm trying to think of a witty comment

- I can't!

Signage dysfunction!

Mancave

As usual ladies please look the other way!

Oh! Naughty Oriental ladies!

Ah! You messed up my photo - I wasn't leering, honestly!

Is that some sort of scaffolding?

She's another one of those people who, when out in the sun - puts on sunglasses!

Er maybe we should sign up for the gym - Eh lads?

Thanks Pete, very interesting presentation!

Sorry forgot to say - haven't perfected this yet - you have to hit the Present button top right then Play button bottom left............back to the drawing board!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Sunny spells to start the new month, but the breeze will make it feel quite cool. Clouding over through the afternoon and becoming increasingly windy. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.46 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Lord be praised the bathroom painting is finished! Now it is time to rest the aching bones and create more pictorial fun - just for you!

Hey Matey where did you get your licence? - Woolies?

In the Wirtscaft Wunderland - they even have games while you wait for the lights!

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Amusing Tug -O - War!

Super day out with the Red Sparrows!

Worse torture than waterboarding!

Yes and she will almost certainly breed..

Clever play on words

Look Daddy - I'm a whale!

Cologen implant Fail!

Stupid plate anyway!

No - in my book 100% !!!!

Oh Yes!

Anal? Yup that is!

The Kitties of course  :-)

Thanks Pete for this! - It's a keeper!

Especially for the more mature old Rockers!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will be crap!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So the bathroom is looking brighter, another coat tomorrow should do the trick. Now to rest my aching bones, I will endeavour to dig up some more fun stuff for your Weekend! Enjoy!

Mr Bear enjoys his freedom with a cooling bath!

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Of course anywhere will do - isn't English weird!

OK - here's what to do - turn it off and turn it on again!

The Precious!

Or is he stifling a fart?

A bit before computers I can tell you!  👿

Oh! No! Not again!

Truck hire £35 - danage to car £200 !!!

Awww! The nice man is carrying her flowers!

Topical!

Modern Attitudes!

His dog was blocking the TV somewhat!

Parents!

Didn't do a spellcheck - did you?

Well it was like this..........

Thanks Susi!

Another Cousin's witty slogan!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

A few more Words from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Fine and dry with a light breeze and plenty of sunshine, although clouding over during the evening. Feeling a little warmer, especially in the early sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.47 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

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Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.