Dear Family and Friends, We had all sorts of weather today, rain, lightning, thunder, & hail!, it has however been very warm, 25c, so no complaints. Cooler tomorrow, now my mind is blank........concentrate - find funny stuff for my friends or else!

The Duke - gets off a few shots!

Thanks Bill !







An Oldie - but - Goodee!

Thanks Klaus!

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English speakers trying to explain in other languages.................Rubbish!

Scientific Irony!

Engineers will spot this in 1/3.14 seconds!

Thanks Susi!

Yup - It happened!!!

I suppose that he's reminiscing!

This geyser was wandering round near Brisbane, when the cops realised it was Captain Jack Sparrow - they just had to do a selfie!

Words of Wisdom - from one of my Heroes - Prof Alice Roberts!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Geoff!

Poor old Walmart, going throught the grinder - again!

This took a moment - Street Art goes to a new level!!!

Carlsberg Brewery Copenhagen - yes they really did this - crazy Danes!

Love e'm really....

Relatively unknown genius!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

They appeared to be ordinary groundsmen, but then....................

Harwich Weather for Saturday

The weekend will start dry and bright with a mix of cloud and sunny spells. Feeling cooler than recent days with a moderate South-Westerly wind. Locally very high UV levels with a risk of sunburn in under 30 minutes. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a wonderful day here today! However I didn't see much of it, having spent most of the time saving the nation from its computers! Now is time to sit back and compose another ode to silliness! - Just for you!

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a wonderful day here today! However I didn't see much of it, having spent most of the time saving the nation from its computers! Now is time to sit back and compose another ode to silliness! - Just for you!

How about - a guy playing saxophone - with no saxophone!

Thanks Mags!




Wait until the end...

Thanks Ben!

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Not much to say except perhaps - "Photoshop"?

What a difference an itty bitty space makes!

Oh! Simon - that's rather cruel!

At this school library, they have a bee hive with a little tube to the outside..

Of course it does!!!

By design - or accident???

He saw this poor little bee totally knackered and about to pass on, 

he gave it a tiny bit of honey and in no time it perked up and flew off........Aaaah!

As my name is Richard, I suppose I should be offended  :-)

More Dick jokes!

Thanks Gloria

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!

At the bottom of the garden the toads are having a committee meeting!

Yes - punctuation is really very important..

Meanwhile at Walmart - the Scooter Conga!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!





Watch as Grandma takes on the black bear!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Very warm, muggy conditions throughout with a mixture of sunny spells and scattered thunderstorms. The risk of frequent lightning and heavy downpours in places, especially during the morning. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-7 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The weather has improved, the sun shone and we headed to the Garden centre for weed killer and plants. Now exhausted I am collecting my thoughts, and pointing them at the Interweb for new fun stuff just for you!

Fatty at the gym, another Quebecois prank!

Thanks Klaus!





This is a mini movie really, and although it's kids' stuff - it's fun!

Thanks Matt!

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Am I a sadist?

Thanks Mark!




German Joke!

Thanks Carolina (BR)

A genteel reference!

Thanks Robert! (F)

He arrived to find his Father blow drying a crow!

I have a feeling this came from Ireland!

Yet another First World Problem!

Go on then - I know exactly what you will say!!!!

Here's something new - Cowboy trainers!

In their zeal to get a headline this Canadian paper 

should maybe have double checked their spelling!

Hot News! - Dolphins are Junkies!

These Puppets are amazing they come from France, and some visited England last year!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another fine day is expected with more summer sunshine again making it feel rather warm at times. A light South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is continuing to be very windy here, fortunately the roof is still on at the moment, I'm not sure how our garden tent and gazebo will fare!

I have tried as ever to find you suitable funny fodder which I hope will amuse!

By conicidence Klaus sent this today! Blatter has now resigned!

Thanks Klaus!





Not only was there a fish in the pool - it was drunk!

Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get extra pictures!

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Nah! I still prefer sausages!

Know the feeling!

Let's get the party started!

I don't normally do Muslin jokes - but this seemed OK!

There has never been a picture of such epic coolness!!!

Seriously - they do this in Yorkshire.....

Nothing to say except......mer mer - mer mer mer!

Oh! Lordy!

I am somewhat relieved that I didn't sell him life assurance!

Bwaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhllllll  !!!

News people just have to have a caption!

yesterday on Breakfast TV on said "Mrs Smith Housewife"

Maybe something was lost in translation - still memorable though!

Oh! Lordy 2 !!!

When the Harry Potter series ended Severus Snape joined American Airlines!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Er, excuse me did you forget something?

Behind youuuuuu - is a huge wave!

Fake or real? Who cares!

Continuing not to care - hey isn't that the same girl as the previous picture?

Bet you checked!  :-)

This surprisingly is from 1944! They are the Ross sisters.

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Fine and dry with periods of sunshine during the day. Feeling warm with light winds then dry with clear spells overnight into Thursday. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.