Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We have been doing our good deed, as a present for our 90 year old neighbour, we painted her fences and garage. I never want to see another 5 litre can of fence paint! - we used 3!

Now relaxed and easing my stiff muscles I will try with shaky hands to cobble together another bunch of Funny stuff, just for you!

Pigs - piggies come here!!!

Thanks Klaus!








Watch closely - it's funny the second time! I think I did this!

Thanks Klaus - nochmals!





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Seen at the Evil Villain's convention...

Seen on the toilet door of a Mexican Bar.......

Ha Ha! When did you last search on page 2???

Read out loud in a deep southern accent -, perfectly undestandable!

Dragon tree.......our sons had a dragon tree at their Grandad's garden

Back in Tennessee yet another use for duct tape!

Religion - a brief description...

This is a donut's eye view of a potential customer!

Oh! Journalists! - Anything for a headline!

Student's eye view of home catering!

He has been here every breakfast time for 19 years!

Squishy Buzz

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

This was one of the first funny clips that I found on the Internet!

I still giggle when I watch it!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly dry with sunny spells, but cloud building up during the day with perhaps the odd shower developing by the afternoon. Breezy and feeling cooler. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day paining aged neighbour's fences. Now collapsed in the computer chair trying to stay awake! I will I am sure dig up enough stuff to make a blog which will amuse....

It's that old black magic... da da!

Thanks Torsten!





Do not try this at home............seriously!

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Mealworms in your flour? This is what they can do!

His car stopped couldn't find the problem until he looked at the antenna!

How it should be done!

The school took delivery of a load of iMacs - here's what they did with the boxes!

We often used to joke about this - always died !

Jurassic Park 2

Edge? Same old IE - get Chrome!

It's The london Look!

I nearly did this - one tip though, if you do open it with the key -

the alarm on most cars will go off - and still a red face!

Really - a giant wiener?  Yesssss!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Mags!

Even at this age Dads are allowed to humiliate their kids!

More money than sense?

Oh! Seems as if we're back in Kentucky!

Grandpa has finally found the meaning of life!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

The Aussies have cracked it - how to move a mature tree!

Thanks Derek!




Random Lithuanian Joke

In a cab is a naked woman. A completely naked woman. 
A taxi driver long and carefully watching her. 
The woman got indignant calls into him 
-Have'nt you ever seen a nude woman? 

Yes I have, I just really wonder by which pockets youput the  money!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Sunny spells through the day, remaining generally dry and breezy. Feeling warm in the sunshine away from the strong South-Westerly wind. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Tanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies, yesterday we were at a Golden Wedding, a good time was had by all! Nuff said. Meanwhile thanks to all our loyal viewers we passed 138,000hits!

Some interesting old Photos

http://imgur.com/a/g6p61
Thanks John M !




The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks Arthur!







Gadzooks! It's that computer type thingy!

Thanks Gloria!











Kayak struck by lightning - hope nobody was in it!

Sometimes it's a good idea to just accept...........

Royal Hilarity as a man falls flat in front of them in 1987

This guy copied a complete Dr Seuss story on a path with a jetwasher!

Beauty morphs into WHAT ??????

This is a very sad picture........

This is clever, but also Evil!

Robert Downey Junior visits the Virgins!

Yes indeed!

Going cheep?

Thanks Gloria - again!

By day he's Snoofles but a night............!!!!!!!

Oh! That pic is gross - please do another!

What is this? Less privacy than doing it in the street!

Sure should luvvie!

Thanks Mags!

Told you the Cousins can't spell - he may regret this!

And you think they don't know?

I guess it's what he wanted!

(Buddist monk mummified inside a statue of the Buddha)

Surprise surprise!

Thanks Robert!

The Japanese don't muck about with sizes!

Yet another student prank

Georgia Police thought up a new way to fool the drug dealers....

The Human Body - a temple........

Oh! Look - a gold car........

Small boy in Bat suit gets some showing off competition!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

This one's all about Yoga Pants

NB - This is to prove that I'm not boob obsessed!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright or sunny start with any low-cloud clearing readily. Good sunny spells through the day. Feeling warmer with light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.