Tuesday's (Special) Funnies

1000 !!!

Dear Family and Friends, Forgive me for showing off just a bit, today's blog is the 1000th! Also we are just short of 140,000 hits.

Please allow me to say a big "Thank you"! to my many friends who send in jokes, pictures and clips to augmant the stuff I find. So in no particular order...

Klaus, Derek, Arthur, My close family, but especially Susi and Mags, Robert, 2x Johns, 2x Matts, Gloria, Paul, Carolina, Sandra, Torsten, Timo and Thomas.

Apologies, I am sure that I will have missed some people, so thanks to you too!

The message remains "Please keep them coming"!!!

This one's a bit long, but we just had to have some Fireworks!

The Quebecois are at it again!

Thanks Susi!










These oldies are so cool - I really wish that I could do this!

Gallery

House Rules!

Thanks Dave!

Scared of clowns?

Two Coats!

Thanks Gloria!

 Google helps a gambler.....

This is so bad - it's good!

Thanks Mags!

CNN took down the Hitler bit in 20 minutes - still funny though!

(Hiker)

Another aspect of Green Energy!

There's nothing better for stress relief than a giggling baby - 

here's yet another one!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






We couldn't end without a bunch of people doing what we like best......

Thanks Mags!

As this blog goes out we are being watched in..............

United States

United Kingdom

Germany

Russia

France

Ukraine

Canada

Netherlands

New Zealand

India

On other days - many different countries......Thanks to all viewers!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

It'll be another mostly dry day with good spells of sunshine and again feeling warm. By evening, an area of showery rain may push in from the South. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Yet again - many thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I just noticed this is blog issue 999, maybe we should do something special for Tomorrow.....Meanwhile, I am waiting for a delivery of steel for my gazebo roof, it looks like a no show, ah well, more time for me to concoct some humourous stuff for your delectation!

Little devils are back....to offer you some music!

Thanks Gloria!





Don't you just love it when a strait laced news reader - loses it?

Snoofles is looking cool on his first flight

All went well till he looked down........not so cool now - eh Snoofles?

 Clever way to advertise, - just flatten the tubes!

They thought she was playing around - until they heard her snores!

Clever re-enactment of an old master

At last a delivery man with initiative!

Not what you think! Just a little pot!

He texted his girlfriend for a bra picture - her Dad saw it.........!

She was bidding on Ebay for a mirror, but there was no picture... so she messaged for one

this came back!

Message on the Tube by the ingenious Cornish!

The wedding gift

Yes - I had to look twice!

At the carwash - not what you think!

Thanks Lucia (S)




Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and warm for most with plenty of sunshine to be seen. Cloud will bubble up through the day interrupting the sunshine at times, but it will remain dry. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot in Harwich today, so much so that after some chores in the garden we adjourned indoors to the shade and watched a movie this pm. Now it is time to compose another little bit of magic in an endeavour to make you giggle!

Les Francais sometimes come up with something special!

The Streaker - with a twist!

Thanks Gloria!





Gallery

Yet another smutty seaside postcard -
Love 'em!

Thanks Gloria!

It's called "The Seatbelt"

Long ones!

Thanks Gloria 2

An exercise in futility!

Someone has "Fixed" this

Most boys will understand!

Kids! Huh!

Thanks Robert!

The sticker fairy,,,,,,,,,,

In Japan they are using Dinosaur Robots in these outlets!

There are shorts, and then there are SHORTS!

Involved!

Thanks Sonia!

It doesn't work like that!

Yup! It's there even at an early age!  :-)

They have taken over the world!

Minion Birthday cake

Thanks Susi!

In short - DON'T DO IT!!!

She asked her husband why he had kept this for 35 years!

First it was Foar! Then It was Meh!

Therapy

Good chat up line!

When you see it you will S**t bricks!

Don't they know that an MRI scanner is a sodding great magnet?

German cranes showing off!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a largely dry, but fairly cloudy start, some showery outbreaks of rain will develop by midday. These could become heavy and thundery during the afternoon. Still pleasantly warm with maximum temperatures of 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard