Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 4 September 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I bought some seatime by vacuuming this morning and then worked on the boat for a while. Now home again and getting ready to publish more fun stuff which I hope will entertain!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!

Not funny but historic, my wife's Dad was working on board when the Duke of York was cut in half by an American ship Haiti Victory. He survived but 11 people died.

In Berlin he asked for a small beer.....

Outdoor biology lesson - must be Russia!

Dad seems to have lost it - again!

Liquids have no form they assume the shape of their container!

Mummy's little helpers!

Work it out!

Thanks again Derek!

Seen on a kayaking holiday in Ohio

There's always one!

Kamikazi Soviet pilot flies his MIG 15 under a bridge!

OK so you think you're empowered to do this.......but he has a plastic fork!!!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Media folks can be very animated!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Apart from a isolated shower, a dry and sunny start to the new working week. Southerly winds 10mph, gusting 16mph Min 14c Max 21c Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 3 September 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The rain eventually reached us, which arrested any hope of going to the boat, so I vacuumed instead (Always pays to earn some seatime!) Now it is time ferret about in the nether regions for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Industrial scale air cannon
( bit long but worth a look!)

Playdough selfie

Yes Figs!

Very early Internet joke!

New Super hero!

Philosophical thought for today

Bl**dy unbelieveable

First day at school - before and after..

Old Bob Hope joke

Pharmacutical Humour!

A Hawaian shirt, the pattern is Hawaian shirts!

International Photo Contest finalist

RSA Police!

Thanks Michelle!

He was waiting for his prosthesis - so he made his own - from Lego!

Now some Russian Bottoms

I have no words!

What he says!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A breezy day with sunshine and isolated afternoon showers. North-Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 25mph Min16c Max 22c Chance of rain 20% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers

Richard.

Friday, 2 September 2016

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They gave dire warnings of heavy rain, we rushed around and finished our jobs by lunchtime.....it is now 19.28 - no rain! Now the weekend begins, and we hope that you have a great one! Here come a few more funnies...

When we see something like this, we often ask - why didn't they think of that before?

A Lithuanian man broke down, he didn't have the required warning triangle so he put
down a bowl of tomatoes and peppers. The cops laughed so much they let him off the fine!

Careful how you write that!

The Photobomber who came unstuck!

I suppose this is a fence - if so - why???

Guess who forgot to put the bungs in?

How about 24 hour news

A Railway man's comment!

Thanks Robert!

Oh! And it's back to school day!

This guy works in a brewery and a keg sploshed over him, so he went outside to dry off
unfortunately someone caught him on camera!

The shadows on these windows create an optical illusion

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!

Just a walking fridge!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Following a bright start, increasing cloud will bring a band of rain across all areas during the afternoon. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 26mph Min13c Max 23c Chance of rain 80%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 1 September 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another lovely day here on the East Coast, it cannot last! Now having returned from the Marina and finished dinner, it's time for me to try and entertain you!