Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here's hoping that you have a really good Weekend! I am going to try very hard enjoy myself! Let's hope the rain departs! Here are my latest efforts together with a little help from  my friends.

Looks like she had her head shot off!

Boaty whoopses

Thanks Clive!






Be afraid!

Ha!

The Dutch are very tall people as this expat has just learned!

It begins.......

How would you like it Madam they asked - Carrots she exclaimed
so they did!

You were a mistake

How about a Gingerbread Optimus Prime

I have no idea either!

First day back at school and this young lady has a computer problem!

Google can be amazing at times!

Not as bad as it seems!

Thanks Klaus!








Now a series of boat names from Robert

Thanks Robert!







Harwich Weather for Saturday

Showers at first, before brighter conditions spread South-Eastwards through the district. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 20mph  Min 12c  Max 20c  Chance of rain 30%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the last hot day today, fortunately a NE breeze made things tolerable. Now it is time for me to start digging in the Internet to try and find more original material - just for you!

Bathtime - the ultimate betrayal !

I was an auctioneer for 30 years, but be assured I never sounded like this!!!

Mars - a waste? - Discuss!

Johnny Cash - on hearing from his daughter that she was booked
 for driving his car at 105 mph!

It says " Our settings are different, - Yes you have an antenna and I have a a USB socket" !

 Thanks Klaus!







A twist on "He hit the fork"!

Google Streetview are careful about cow's privacy!

No Love...

Your life profile appears before you!

After the ship, this stupid name keeps reappearing!

This car was trashed in a tornado, when the owner found it, he jumped in turned the key - it started and he drove round town!

RAF toilet humour

Pratar du Svenska?


 Thanks Robert!







Pedant

 Thanks again Robert!








Love the Cousins' slogans!

Oldie but Goodee I have had these feelings!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Feeling fresher with sunshine and showers, these perhaps thundery and prolonged. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph  Min 16c  Max 19c  Chance of rain 30%

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Very hot again, took elderly neighbour to hospital, and worked in the garden. We are told that tomorrow will be the last hottie, Friday Thunderstorms - Phew! Now for Funnies.....

Prawn committee meeting

Meanwhile in Pakistan...

Her brother pushed her into the Christmas tree wrapping machine and took her home......

- A likely tale!

A somewhat diappointing carrot!

Beware - Gingers!

Latest US Destroyer - Captain's name?

Kirk of course!

Desperate measures!

They got back to her place, blind drunk they couldn't even find the bedroom!

Groan!

Volcanic eruption seen at sunset

This is not a gif, your eyes cannot take in all the spots at once!

A six year old was asked to write a note to a person in an old people's home -

here's the result!

Not having a good day are we.......

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Remaining very warm with further lengthy spells of sunshine. North Easterly winds 10mph, gusting 16mph  Min 17c  Max 26c  Chance of rain 10%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another "Scorchio" day here, 35c at the end of the garden, couldn't work, just slobbed around indoors. Now it's cooling down and I am digging around the web for more pictorial fun - just for you!

From Russia - the ultimate gardener!

Challenging medieval fighting..

The Labs are taking over!

Somewhere in the Netherlands they have covered an old railway track with glass
 to make a feature promenade

Russian Jacuzzi

Russian lady weedkiller!

Tha age of miracles is not yet passed!

They said it would take a few minutes to see what this is.....
hours later and I still have no idea!

 It says - he's gone wireless!

 Thanks Klaus!







It says the reaction of a woman when she breaks a fingernail!

Thanks again Klaus!







Clever marketing!

Silly question....

Now that is what I call a CAKE!

Whoops! Tee Hee!

Glaswegian New Man!

Thanks Susi!







I don't understand this either......

Makeup can be amazing!













Another domino thing, unusual in that this is a spiral!

Perpetual motion!

Thanks yet again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another very warm or hot day with plenty of sunshine. South Easterly winds 10mph, gusting 15mph  Min 18c  Max 28c  Chance of rain 5%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.