Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day, taking elderly neighbour to hospital, and shopping. Now home and psyching myself up to try to create yet another "Little Gem" - just for you!

Only in Merica!

Prank - "Oldie Footballer"

Thanks Klaus!










It's something that we've all thought at some time!

Too many guns in America! - even in the hardware store!

Oh! Lord! - Not many of them to the pound dearie!












It took me a minute........

Only in Merica

Is that a great steaming pile of what I think it is?

Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Shoot the cow!

Tonight's caption competition 1

Tonight's caption competition 2

We'll build a wall - a beautiful wall!.........

Crack those nuts!

Possession is nine points of the law!

This tall guy couldn't believe his luck when he boarded this plane!

More Engrish!

I'm a cannabis plant - what you lookin at?

Parkour par excellence

For my hockey playing friends.....

Harwich Weather for Saturday

South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 23mph  Min 8c  max 10c Chance of rain 99%

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks as ever for your support for my little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy again in the garden and shifting a load of old wood to son's house - he has a wood burning stove. Now I must concentrate and try hard to dig up some original material for your next funny edition.

A speedboat hit this rock, it ripped off the propeller and half the gearbox,
 now welded to the rock! Don't know what happened to the boat!

Going up in the World!

Now what?

Hint Hint!

He carried out the instructions!

In the Rio carnival atmosphere it's easy to forget your girlfriend!!!

Tonight's philosophical quote!

I don't normally like 4chan, but this one has a sting in the tail!

Academic twits!

Sexy shiny onion!

When taking Hercules for a walk, patience is a virtue!

It says "Merkel, if you were my husband I would poison your coffee!" Trumpf "If you were my wife I would drink it!"
(Actually attributed to Winston Churchill)

Thanks Klaus!









Unorthodox Jew...

Happy little Gecko is happy!!!

Gloria - this is for you!

JOKES 
Thanks Chaps!







Harwich Weather for Friday

South Easterly winds 14mph, gusting 22mph  Min 5c  Max 10c  Chance of rain 95%

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Garden centres today, Perrywood and then Poplar. Lugged another pile of slate home for the garden. Now nursing aching muscles, I will do my best to churn out another bundle of fun - just for you!

Oven says stop...................too late!

Unexpected Cat fishing!

I hate that "Hi Five sh*t!!!

Exceptionally large Coke!

Let's go fishing!

Think outside the box!

He talked some garbage when he was in power......suddenly Dubya 

is talking some sense!

This could also apply to farts!

I am in heaven - spoiled for choice!

It says "70 years after Ikea was founded, little Lisa

is still waiting to be picked up!"

 Thanks Klaus!

Ya Boo Swindlers!

Yup, I saw chicken!

Thanks Jamie

Hey Mum the toilet roll needs changing again!

After Trump violated Liberty - she had her revenge!

There is absolutely no hope!

She chose her ice cream the robot showed it to her.............then took it away again!

Easter Island Headges!

Behind you!

Thanks Deganit!







Wrist strap!- Wrist strap!!!!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

South Westerly winds 16mph, gusting 33mph  Min 5c  Max 11c Chance of rain 15%

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.