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Thursday, 9 March 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, trip to Ipswich and sampled the delights of John Lewis, light snack in Waitrose and home. Have been wrestling with a new piece of software, the conclusion - it's broken and won't work! Now - your Funnies...






The cuckoo in the nest!








And you think you had a bad day!


Thanks Klaus











You remember that phrase "Scared of your own shadow?"


Thanks again Klaus!











I am a lap dog - I am a lap dog!!!












The Italians talk like this!












Sorry I think you have no chance buddy!










Mark Hamill is not pleased!










WTF?












That look of pure joy!












This is mean, and dangerous, but in a jam in a heatwave.........












B cup? No chance!











He lied on the job application - still got the job!












The chambermaid gave her nephew this photo of her
 and Robin Williams at the Waldorf Astoria !














Not such a good idea to leave the windows open!











But it does work doesn't it?












Tonight's Philosophical thought!







JOKES
Thanks Derek!






It's awkward!









Cheeeeeeeese!









Harwich Weather for Friday!




A mainly dry day, although cloud will thicken through the morning to give a little drizzle in places. Cloud breaking into the afternoon with brighter intervals developing. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had a very enjoyable visit from friends this morning, then shopping for elderly aunt this afternoon. We were lucky the rain held off. Now back indoors I am scrapping around for new fun stuff - just for you!





Sadist!









It's most probably contrived - but I love it













Tee Hee!


Thanks Klaus!








Oh! Lord!











Here's why his loo wouldn't flush this morning!












Revenge!














My paw won't reach the Braaaaaaaaaaake!











Clever idea to hide a spare key.......
Look closely!











Not the ideal thing to sell at the airport departure shop!!!











They began to realise that they were going to have a racoon problem!












I had promised not to put up any more of this but.....












It says "Come on boys - it isn't so deep!
Jakob you are a real arse!











Exotic photobomb!











Patrick and Ricky discuss Startrek!











Sunny Jim - he likes that!











Really?











Nice neighbours











Some people need to be ahead of fashion trends whatever!











Red Wood!
Say no more!









Well held sir!











Meet the Rice - Paddy - Planting - Thingy!










Harwich Weather for Thursday




It is likely to remain dry throughout the day with bright or sunny spells. It will feel mild with mostly light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 14 deg C. Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Pleasant weather here today, visit to doctor with Herself, little computer rescue for old pal, and then back home. Even as I write I am digging up new topical stuff - for your amusement!






When Engineers get bored with a can of Pringles










ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!


Thanks Klaus!











Novel - being photobombed by a turtle!











I'm not sure about this - greenery in a wet room











In Florida the alligators have taken to living in the storm drains!












She opened the pantry door and saw this.........












Photobombed by a happy ray - the irony is that his eyes are on the opposite side!











Sunset in the clouds!












If you ever wondered what's underneath a petrol station, take a look before they fill in!












3D pie chart












You may be able to guess this!












They really enjoyed the Alpine scenery going up to ski!









A few for the Boys.....






Envy the bear!













Enhanced by Russian plastic!
Like the operation scar BTW













Ah! - Handy place to park your beer!









John's Jokes
Thanks John!









Clever - but don't smoke dearie!










That's not a revolver that's a bl**dy cannon!
(Too many guns in Merica!)







Yet more wisdom from the QI Elves






Harwich Weather for Wednesday




Cloud thinning with mist and rain clearing most parts during the afternoon. Some local brightness developing and feeling milder than of late. Mostly light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com






Harwich Weather Now 











Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.