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Monday, 13 March 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, yet another great day on the East Coast today........we will most probably have snow in June! Visited  garden centre for pebbles, and helped an old friend with a printer problem pm. Now we shall ruminate and cogitate to provide you with a cavalcade of mirth (Hopefully) !!!






The "Other Us!"












What is flown, when and why











Women's Day, Amsterdam, Bernie Sanders says....












Clever way to censure the ref!











This little boy waited ages for the binmen to come so that he could show them
 his bin truck, but when they arrived - it was all a bit too much!












A bit counter productive wouldn't you agree?











Hmmm! Agreed!

 Thanks Derek!










In this bar they put "Women" back to front inside the men's
 so they wouldn't know where they were!












Shows promise dearie!











Classic! - If you're English..











You're Ginger, you're in New York on St Patricks day
What to do???












Did you know that Keanu Reeves has a shop that sells custom built motorbikes?
Nor did I  !











The Black Mamba is very black!












A major crime is taking place!




Thanks Klaus!





Tarzaaaaaaaaaan!










Rover joins in!










One For the Boys....
This is to stimulate Old Men's brains,
just count the rotations of the rope - I counted 2467
of them......doesn't seem to be helping!!!







Thanks Derek!








Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Rather cloudy, but dry and rather warm with bright spells and a chance of sunny intervals. Slightly stronger South-Westerly winds developing from mid-afternoon. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 12 March 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another Spring like day, mild and still. After my morning walk by the sea, I painted our back gate, and not much else, dozed in the chair pm. Now I must wake myself up to provide yet again a pourri of humour - just for you!






Someone has far too much time on their hands!







I find this just a little bit worrying!

















Sir Terry was a Humanist........wise words!











This restaurant in Russia has the slogan "Food cooked with love!"












Seven sisters at Seven Sisters!!!

 Thanks Martin!









I'm broad minded, but I found this one gross!














Opticals - again!












His Mum is 50 she has joined the pole fitness club, which proves that
if you really want to do something - you can!












I was a bit short of pictures tonight.
Robert saved the day with these three!




















 Thanks Robert!










Who on earth ??????????











Love this....Pompeii 79 AD roadsign to the brothel!












I agree..............100% !!!








Now for the boys - a brace of Plastic Fantastics!
























Anything you can do I can do better!











I really do hope that it is some kind of perfume that they are sniffing!









Harwich Weather for Monday



A chilly start, but turning mild with warm sunshine likely. Cloud could thicken later, though all areas expected to remain largely dry and sunny. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.
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Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 11 March 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day on the boat, I had to squeeze through a small hatch four times - a bit like skinning a sausage! I will pay for that tomorrow! Now more weekend funnies, just for you!






Toad is kinky he likes people piling stones on top of him!







Breton surfers do it like this!













I hate High fives Low fives etc! However who else has ever fistbumped a Cicada!










Fox and Hound - fooling around!












They tell that this tree swallowed a wall. I would suggest someone
 has painted bricks on a knot.....I am a spoilsport!!!











Yesterday was World Women's day, this guy just wants you to know
that there are a very few things that you can't do!











Hmmm! - Know the feeling!












During the Kansas wildfires, before being evacuated
 this guy turned on his sprinklers, look at the result!











Canadian citizenship test!











As I have said many times before 90% of them are cabbages!











This Babushka is very proud of her Grandson's Confirmation.
I suspect however that the lady doesn't speak English!











Cool dude eying up the talent at the supermarket car park












Ads on a bus shelter can be for anything these days!









Some have quick reactions - others are really smart!











One - shot - to - light - the -  flarestack! - Ta Da!









Harwich Weather for Sunday



A cooler, wetter day with occasionally moderate rain making very slow and erratic progress Eastwards through the district. Perhaps becoming drier and brighter by dusk. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.
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Thanks for calling again!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 10 March 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is here! I hope that you will have a memorable one. I worked on the boat today, and I have a pass to go again tomorrow!
Now for more funny stuff...






A cause that we can all relate to!











Another classic from "The Life of Brian"










Hugh Jackman













How on Earth do you read this to a 5 year old without sniggering!













I often tought there was no hope - now I know that there is no hope!!!












Ha Ha!










Not the answer he was expecting!












Not the answer he was expecting 2 !












It has been leasked by the FBI that they can listen to the microphone on a smart TV
 even when it's on standby!











Of course one takes one's parrot for a walk!












I like the girl on the right, I don't like the girl on the left!











Flippin' Heck!!!








Oh! Showoff!










Harwich Weather for Saturday



Dry, but generally cloudy with light winds. The cloud may break at times giving the chance of warm sunshine. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now










As always, Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.