Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 21 March 2017

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Funeral of an old friend tomorrow, so cleaned the car, topped up the tank, and watched a bit of TV pm. Now I will attempt to raise the mood a bit with more funny stuff - just for you!

Mud mud glorious mud!

QI on Farts!

Golf and be damned!

Doom on DVD - and as seen on Floppies

Don't be scared lovie - he's only after your boobs!

The question, is that a very small girl
and two huge girls or vice versa?

An acquired taste!

Bloodbath in 3-2-1....

Another handy place to park your beer!

Rather glad he stayed ashore!

I think that they hung it upside down!

It is hardwired in from a very early age!

Taxes.......

Engrish again!

It says "Express message Turkish airforce ready for take off"!

Thanks Klaus!

This one says Turkish airforce prepared to bomb Holland!

Thanks again Klaus!

It says "Do you like women who talk a lot or the others.......Which others!!!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Love the Cousin's Slogans!

Nothing like an elegant pee!

Recycling dead Ford pickups!

This young lady didn't think her pose through!

It is worthwhile doing what the man says!

I think that I can fly!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rain, some heavy, spreading Eastwards and affecting all parts of the district then a few showers following behind. These may be heavy with a risk of hail and thunder. Winds decreasing in strength. Maximum temperature 9 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 20 March 2017

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked the dog first thing, and later Madam had hairdo, then it started to rain so we scurried home. Now it is again the time when I fire up the grey cells and do my best to amuse!

This baby looks more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran!

Japanese fry joke!

There is no such thing!

At their romantic dinner she had a bit too much to drink
so he covered her up and created a romantic atmosphere!

Sign of a true friend!

A few Americans have sneaked across the border so the Canadians are building a wall!

It is very unwise to criticise the block paving chaps!

Backpack is displeased to be stuffed
in the overhead locker!

Thanks Martin!

This is what selfie sticks are really meant for!

An architecturally perfect sand castle!

I'm guessing that this eagle is injured, otherwise
it would have ripped his face off by now!

Looks as if it might rain!

Paddy's day a couple of days back. Why don't we celebrate St. George's day like this?

Corporal! Don't laugh!

Very precise closing times in Denmark! ????

This is Madness!

John's Joke
Thanks John!

Remember indoor fireworks? - Never as spectacular as this!!!

Dog surfs across the pool,
why didn't he just walk round?

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a dry, chilly and sunny start, isolated showers will arrive through the day, becoming heavy at times with a chance of hail. Feeling much colder in the moderate South-Westerly wind. Maximum temperature 11 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Visited friends to celebrate a Birthday. Supermarket for basics. Looking forward to Family visit tonight for dinner. It's a hard life but won't weaken! Now more pictorial fun - just for you!