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Saturday, 25 March 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I was lucky and had a pass to the boat this morning, completed half of the jobs I planned - as usual. The hatch seals were a total disaster. but I did have other bits and bobs to do so progress was maintained. Now it is time once again for me to try very hard to give you pleasure!








Iceberg is sad, his relations have melted due to climate change!










There was an explosion in an ammunition dump in Kharkov Ukraine, it led to a spectacular chain reaction!













This is what a mile of paper looks like!











An albino whale Australia











That figures!









Black house really is - well, very black!!!











Sir's Protest!











I was unaware that they had moved the Louvre to the US!!!











Planned tallest building in New York, they photoshopped those eyes,
do you remember that little swine? He was quite difficult to remove!













Lightning strikes a building in South Africa - through a cloud!












Meet the tree kangaroo and family,
they come from Papua New Guinea













In a city park, someone left these gnomes in a tree












Anything you want!











I'll bet there were some who regret this!!!









Please come back! All is forgiven!









I'll bet that hurt!








Harwich Weather for Sunday











Any early low cloud will clear quite quickly. All parts will stay dry with plenty of sunshine. A brisk North-Easterly breeze will take the edge off temperatures once again. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com
 






Harwich Weather Now







Thanks to all who give their support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 24 March 2017

Your Weekend funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was cold and windy on the English East Coast today, the dog still had to be walked.Then the joys of grocery shopping, and pm indoors where we were comfortable. Now it is time for your Weekend Funnies - which I hope you will enjoy!






It's amazing that just photoshopping eye colour 
completely changes the face!








Now that is an idea!!!


Thanks Klaus!








The Chaps on London Underground are well known for their funny and acerbic comments,
 but yesterday they did this!











The Gorilla is an intelligent primate, and he, like us,
gets embarrassed being stared at so he does this!











I too would like to do this!
Spelling on FB can be dire!












He diagrammatically describes how hate is distilled!











Another Great Truth!












I don't think they sussed this out! - they're all in the same country!!!












Geprge (He of Game of Thrones fame)!











Take 3 differently coloured M & Ms put them in water and this happens!












Trump's people try to justify destroying Obamacare....













Not a drone shot of a cityscape, a hotel room view of a Japanese cemetery!











There really is no hope!











Amazing!









Lovely, but not much between the ears!









Harwich Weather for Saturday











Dry with lengthy sunny spells and remaining dry. Feeling pleasantly warm in the sunshine, but tempered by a strong North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com



Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 23 March 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for aged aunt, it was very chilly in E wind. TV pm, now effort is required to conjure up more pictorial fun!






If I walk past the cake shop - I put on a pound!









Beware boys this lady packs some heat!














This guy understands mechanical advantage!












Macabre Loo!











Stay cool little friend!












Just a little walk in the moonlight!












Christie Brinkley at 60
(note that you can't see the hands.....that's how you can tell)!












A likely tale!











Smooth talker!













Wise words!












Yes beware of Gingers
(I married one and my Mum was one!!!)













Canadian driving rebuke!











In honour of his Dad he had a reverse baldy!











I do not understand this!..........Ah! - Yes!











Rampant raccoon!









I think we've all had nightmares of this happening!









Harwich Weather for Friday!








Patchy rain clearing during the morning and becoming dry and bright with perhaps a few sunny intervals during the afternoon. Brisk North-Easterly winds persist. Maximum temperature 11 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com







Harwich Weather Now  








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today we attended the funeral of an old friend. As we were at school together, it brings home one's own mortality. Now back home I will try and lift my mood with more pictorial amusement just for you!






They dug up a hibernating toad - he was not best pleased!








Doggy fun from Crufts!



Thanks Klaus










The Quebecois Pranksters are at it again!


Thanks again Klaus!









The far side of the moon - the bit we never see!














These Brazillian Firefighters rescued a sloth.....he feels fabulous!











Caravan from 1954 - the top is a boat!












A little piece of history!











It may be unconnected  but he is looking a bit guilty!












Rats with wings!












Sibling rivalry!












Ah! Banksy's about!









Dog was taken to the vets, xray shows a Monopoly piece....
How coincidental!












That's Awkward!!!











Sh*t happens!













The folks viewing this property showed the agents to be economical with the truth!











Nothing changes!








Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Nothing to say here!











Whoops!









Harwich Weather for Thursday










Early rain clearing with some afternoon brightness developing. A chilly North-Easterly wind developing. Maximum temperature 10 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.