Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  Very raw here again today, so I chickened out of walking. Had to go to the shop, but scuttled back indoors asap! Now I am at the keyboard again to dig up a few more bits of funny stuff just for you!

Really? -  I'll bet he's out of the fridge!

This is Christoph he can play!

I can Steve, and maybe I will!

Yup - Quiet!

As one with OCD - I can understand this!

True!

Thanks Ann!











If you ever wondered what happened to the dinsaurs
this is a baby heron!

A letter from Grandad - I hope they told him to put his hands where the sun doesn't shine!

He thought his luck had changed she was staring at him for ages,
then he realised - it's a magazine!!!

Meet Elasmotherium, from 29,000 years ago.......
Maybe the source of the Unicorn myth!

The same reason that Trump eats Macdonalds all the time!

He made this for his Dad!

If he can find the culprit...............!!!

She refused to leave the mall. I would have loved to have a little chat with her!

 Thanks Matt!











You need to know about collective pronouns to get this!

 Thanks Mo!










Result of a parking violation in Moldova!

Obese bear seems to be doing well living on rubbish tips!

Accidentally?

He's your mum now!

They call it back spin!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will remain rather cold and mostly cloudy with light rain in places. Mist and fog may affect some areas. A little brightness might develop in places early afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The wind has swung to the East. That means a stinging wind. It nearly blew my ears off on the seafront this morning! So we have stayed in since. Now it is time to find for you a bit more pictorial fun!

Just pants on a tree!

On a winter's night - dreams of Utopia!

Big Surprise! - Or maybe not!

Wise words from Mr Musk!

At least they take less space than newspapers!

Yup! Cold!

Thanks Ann!










They weren't expecting that!

Rapunzel - and she hasn't shaved!!!

It just cannot get any worse!

I Philosophical Joke!

Mmmmm! Yummy!

This is the oldest Wombat in the World his name is Patrick!

That's all they are now!

This is from Russia and I don't understand!

Lucky old Dave!

This crab is eating dead skin from the Iguanas

I would run this through Google Translate if I were you!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves





Instead of Fightin - we're Fishin!

Must be a rural branch!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mainly dry and cloudy with early brightness possible in places. Brisk Easterly winds will be strong along the Coast giving a chilly feel to the day.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked this morning, it was raw! Helped a mate with a "Little Local Difficulty" on his laptop, and pm watched "The Crown on TV. Now time for more amusing stuff for you all!

Now there's and idea - small oriental person!

Meet Ripsaw!

Yet another Renaissance picture!

Victorian aquarium

In the State of Oregon you now have to pump your own gas
This is day 3 they haven't quite got used to it yet!

Words of wisdom from Mr Buffett

Love it!

This lampshade projects images of the bulb on the wall!

WTF! Lovely girl messed up by weird makeup
who did that?!!!

I see where you're coming from!

Gentlemen of the FBI - I didn't write this!
(However...............)

Meet Der Volksbiken!

Succinct!

I want my money back!

It seems that cows have 9 lives too!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Windy and feeling very cold. Sunny for most places through the morning, then increasing cloud by the afternoon with perhaps the odd spot of rain.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-East 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The weekend is upon us, and it is about to turn colder. We had a quiet day, walked by the sea, and had a bit of a lazy time. Now more pictorial fun just for you!

Massachusetts firefighter during the big freeze!

I have a little fishing boat - it's nothing like this beast!

Trump's Murica sees the world like this.......!

No it's not us - Mrs P's the same height as me!

What they think US cops are like!

Before you jump to conclusions - look carefully!

The choice is yours!

Methinks that Banksy is not far away!

Scandal ? What Scandal???

His Dad normally holidays in Florida, but he wanted to do Canada,
here he is on the first morning!

Diet Cutlery helps slimming!

Thanks Klaus!










Yup Cocky!

Rebel Tree!

A Knotty problem!

 Thanks again Klaus!








It was very slippery in Russia yesterday!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A rather cloudy day with occasional outbreaks of rain, and brisk North-Easterly winds developing. Some brighter spells are possible, but these will be limited.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.