Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was nice and sunny in the middle of the day so I shot off to the boat to fix a few things while it was dry. I think this will be the last visit for a while, it's going to be much colder next week. Now for more fun stuff to amuse you over the weekend...........that includes Colin  

Caught him in mid - shake

How about a girl in her undies playing a really mean guitar? What's not to like?

Leaking roof, water trapped behind the paint (at the moment!)













The ice in his Evian looks like an alp!

You don't say!

2000 year old Roman shoe found down a well

You know I have this theory, that 90% of them are cabbages?
Here are a few of them!

OK shuffle and deal please!

Just love the Cousins' slogans!

Concise and to the point!

Remember "American Gothic"? - Here's American Gardening!

Hmmm! Dual standards!

Might just work!

This pencil has seeds on the end, when it's too small to use,
stick it in the ground and you might get a tree!

This Italian Coastguard Newfie is about to be lowered from this helicopter on a rescue

Tinder weirdness!

Rallying - sideways!

Not your day sunshine!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mainly dry and cloudy with limited bright or sunny intervals and perhaps some patchy drizzle, especially at first. Generally feeling cold with breezy conditions.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather station live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another very grey day out there. Managed to dodge the rain and walked after lunch, otherwise TV in the warm. Watched "The Crown" which can be recommended. Now more fun stuff for you.

Reaction when they say "Cheese"!

Big Whoops, but no harm done!

Thanks Klaus!









Burst water tank in NY state last week!

People were stealing his coffee cream from the fridge at work......
Not any more!

Knife made from the cables of the Golden Gate Bridge

Now this is REALLY mean!!!

Now you know why they wore black gowns!

Banana raid unsuccessful!

Thanks again Klaus!










Surprising how long their legs are!

Witty quote from Dwayne!

He wasn't taking his car so he left a note to say that anyone could block him in.
On his return he found this!

Please do science - it is vital!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







I say chaps - bit draughty out here today eh?

Where's Health and Safety when you need them?

Harwich Weather for Friday

Patchy drizzle still possible, but with mist, fog and low cloud slowly thinning to give bright or sunny spells during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry it's a short one tonight. I have a sense of humour overload, and of the pictures I found, they did not amuse me and I am afraid they wouldn't amuse you either. So short and sweet tonight!

From the golden days of sailing, at Harwich, which is where we live

I think that I would rather like to take up archery!

Thanks Klaus!










On TV this morning the Army is recruiting from minorities
You're in sunshine!

Foam packaging can be such fun!

Total weirdness!

I have no idea what's going on here!

Help! I'm drowning!

Satan - you are total rubbish!

Thanks Klaus









Wow!

Maybe this chicken is from Australia?

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with some bright spells, although mist and fog patches will be slow to clear. Feeling rather cold once again. 

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another day when it hardly got light. Walked in the greyness, but kept a low profile for the rest of the day. Now for a little more pictorial fun just for you!

Eyelashes at 20 below in Minnesota!

I'm told that dildo throwing has become a sport!
William Tell eat your heart out!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Her Dad is known for doing mad stuff!
How's this for a winter warmer?

Well here's a new angle on begging!!!

OCD gamer! - Wish I could do this!!!

His neighbour threw his Christmas tree out of the window
Serves you right dipsh*t

Hey Fred - nip back to the office and get the plans!!!

   










Aussie Cops take selfie of drunk they brought home to bed!

Yes very creepy!

In short F off you smelly bastards!!!

Meet the Antarctic scale worm -
Wow - look at those jaws!

Inappropriate touching is so last year!!!!!

I can only say "Black Betty" !!!

Now this is not a bit scary if you think about it!

Really? Are you serious???

It is said for the older gentleman, counting the skips helps to keep your brain active
I have counted to 18,461 and haven't noticed any improvement yet!

Thanks Terry - you and me both matey!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Sunny spells and scattered showers, some heavy, but with light winds. Showers likely to become fewer during the afternoon, but where they do occur they may be slow-moving. Feeling milder.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.