Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked our lodger down to the sea, and then as the sun was shining we worked in the garden. We are shifting slate chippings from the back garden to the front prior to a remodel, our backs then told us to stop!. Now I will do my very best to find some stuff for your amusement.

This Chinese restaurant was taken over by Mexicans, they kept this blind and put sombreros on the pandas!

I play the harmonica - but absolutely nothing like this!

Knock down ginger!

This is a human nervous system, extracted from a corpse by students in the '20s
it took about 1500 hours, and there are only four known to exist!

He stopped at the lights, looked left and............!

I guess they didn't have the right letters!

More brave Iranian ladies who are shunning the hijab!

Fake news???

Art project with a sting!

A bit sadistic - but probably true!

This was called a "Renaissance " picture - for me I have no words!

This resourceful teacher stuck a picture of himself in the window
 to make it look as if he was working!

Garage hands beware - they know!

In body - not in spirit!

 Thanks Robert!










No Oriental Gentleman it's not a fantastic prototype VR goggles
It's a guy being silly with his headphones!

College selection time!

This is bizarre and rather nice at the same time!

Faux Pas!

This is exceptionally trashy!!!

Multitalented or what? !

Oh! Lordy - Dangerous ?

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cold and breezy with sunny spells. Mainly dry inland, but further scattered wintry showers are likely near the coast. North-Westerly winds easing later.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We shopped for old Aunt, it rained so hard, we had to sit in the car for 10 minutes before it eased up. Then to town to the watchmenders. Now I will do my usual thing and try to find yet more pictorial humour - just for you!

Elon Musk's Mother - electric lady!
Forgive the pun!

Sadly now gone, this is "Princess Anne", we travelled on her several times, brilliant!

His health capsules melted in the car and became elves' boots!

Maybe already on the drawing board!

Oh! Yes! What fun we had!

Thanks Ann!











In the making of "Baby Driver" this is the rig they used to film the in-car shenanigans!

Insults!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Geoff!










It says "The research is  never ending!"

 Thanks Klaus!











Such style!

Thanks again Klaus!









The morning has not started well!

In my day there wasn't even a form!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Came last in the selection!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!







To coin a phrase - Bananaaaaaaa!

Good Boy! Fetch!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A mainly dry day with good spells of sunshine, although cloud will build up at times with the odd shower possible, especially at first. Cold North-Westerly winds. 

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an early start this morning, up at 0300 to take the young Globetrotters to Heathrow. Home by 1015, but the rest of the day has been a bit blurry. I must wake up, and get on with your Funnies!

A healthy Budgie and one with mop- duster syndrome!

I always thought that you had a sloping forehead!

The morons didn't know modern buses have toilets!

There's bad luck and then there's really bad luck!

He just can't wait!

This lady in Iran just abandoned her Hijab, Well done - Girl Power!

Mr Sneaky!

Matt C this is for you!
Stairway to Heaven!

Wheelbarrow for the serious drinker!

Thanks Klaus!










When you reach 100 in Barbados you get a special postage stamp!

I am still trying to work this one out!!!

Things are not always what they seem!

This Lad and his Dad go to prove that genetics can be an inexact science!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!
Great crop tonight!









Although there are too many guns in the US
this is spectacular!

He wasn't expecting that!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early rain will soon clear South-Eastwards. A sunny, breezy and cold feeling day then follows. Whilst further isolated showers are possible, most places will remain dry.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 30 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked the dog am (she is our guest for 5 weeks)! Then visited friends in their new apartment which has great sea views, coffee was consumed. Next an excursion to the post office and health centre. Oh! What a life we do lead! Now more fun stuff - just for you!

Yes and for that I will kill you in your bed tonight!

That tasty morsel of meat is..............!

Thanks Klaus!










Disappointing!

Oh! Ma Neck!

Grandpa with his rebellious daughter!

He is trying to turn his wife on by doing housework!

A tree within a tree!

I have strange dreams like this!

 Thanks Jackie!










Engineers versus Architects!

Thanks again Klaus!










Canadian Police Officers meditating before work!

I see irony here!

I love words!

Tonight's Philosophical thought!

This guy couldn't pull out of a driveway!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









Oh! Lordy - that's high!

OK be enthusiastic then!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Occasionally sunny, but with a cool feeling breeze. Cloud will increase during the afternoon with light rain or drizzle possible. Becoming milder.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.