Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, fixed the shower valves, took our junk to the recycling centre, trying hard to graduate to a Knighthood - no luck so far! Publishing early, as we are meeting friends for the evening. I hope that you enjoy tonight's offering

Noooooooo!

Boys, this is just a beer ad OK?

Muppets shut your eyes.........now!

Doughnuts anyone?

This is what his Dad takes for his gambling addiction!

Like me, this snake has OCD!

A little justice!

He spent absolutely ages doing this but he will NEVER finish it!!!

Yes and Batman is absolutely right!

 Thanks Susi!










Nah! Leave them to it!

Thanks again Susi!









90's coolness, Mike Tyson and his pet tiger!

He's got the hump, because they stopped him
 chewing up Dad's mobile phone!

You should be so lucky - in UK it could be next day!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Very mean!

Gerrroff!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A brisk and bitterly cold wind will blow scattered snow showers in from the North Sea with the snow perhaps becoming heavier and more widespread overnight into Monday. Some sunny intervals.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a showery day, Domestic Goddess to hairdressers, when I went to collect her it poured, fortunately she didn't get too wet! I fiddled with boat stuff in the garage until I became frozen, back indoors to prepare another "Little Gem" just for you!

I know you love him, but you're supposed to be killing pigeons!

Is this a spoof? Maybe not - the Cousins use 110v!

Thanks Klaus!











Greedy little buggers!

I cannot work out how she can attain stable equilibrium!!!

She ordered a "Do it yourself candle making kit"
!

Fetish!

Turn adversity into progress!

In central US this sign has had no sun for several days!

You know those anchors for drywall? - You used the wrong ones!

Simon says!

Spider killing a snake
(I suspect it's a very small one!)

You pays yer money........!

Feisty lady!

This fresh young thing is Shakira in the 90s

Lose lose situation!

Should have listened to the forecast pal!

Bet you thought otherwise! 

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold day with some bright or sunny intervals. Feeling cold in the North-Easterly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-East 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Walked our lodger down to the sea, and then as the sun was shining we worked in the garden. We are shifting slate chippings from the back garden to the front prior to a remodel, our backs then told us to stop!. Now I will do my very best to find some stuff for your amusement.

This Chinese restaurant was taken over by Mexicans, they kept this blind and put sombreros on the pandas!

I play the harmonica - but absolutely nothing like this!

Knock down ginger!

This is a human nervous system, extracted from a corpse by students in the '20s
it took about 1500 hours, and there are only four known to exist!

He stopped at the lights, looked left and............!

I guess they didn't have the right letters!

More brave Iranian ladies who are shunning the hijab!

Fake news???

Art project with a sting!

A bit sadistic - but probably true!

This was called a "Renaissance " picture - for me I have no words!

This resourceful teacher stuck a picture of himself in the window
 to make it look as if he was working!

Garage hands beware - they know!

In body - not in spirit!

 Thanks Robert!










No Oriental Gentleman it's not a fantastic prototype VR goggles
It's a guy being silly with his headphones!

College selection time!

This is bizarre and rather nice at the same time!

Faux Pas!

This is exceptionally trashy!!!

Multitalented or what? !

Oh! Lordy - Dangerous ?

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cold and breezy with sunny spells. Mainly dry inland, but further scattered wintry showers are likely near the coast. North-Westerly winds easing later.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.