Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it snowed, particularly while I walked the dog! Later it was gone, but it remained cold. Apart from a visit to the pharmacist, we stayed indoors. Now I have been fossicking around and found a few more little gems for you!

Not many birds have visible eyelashes,
but the Secretary bird has them in spades!

Really? I mean really?......Wait for it - wait for it!!!

Thanks Susi!








Well he is a young guy!

One does not use Uber!

The Photoshop guy strikes again!

Is it me or is that lady enjoying her Hoovering just too much!

Love it!

This is a boy thing!

Now this is clever!

Never never!

Vlad's Maidens -
I think they may be lady police persons

Rubbish bin - you're drunk!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!







I remember these when we were kids
Flickerbook

Nobody likes a showoff!
(Again)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cold with early freezing fog patches in generally light winds. Brighter than recent days for many, however cloud and light snow spreading South-Eastwards later may give patchy accumulations.

Maximum temperature: 3 deg C 

Wind: North 7 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very raw here today, I took the dog for a walk, but for the rest of the day I stayed inside in the warm! I fiddled with my photos, and now I will do my very best to find you the latest fun stuff from the nether regions of the Internet!

Nothing to say here!

Meet Wendi Superstar
(Not many of them to the pound!)

Thanks Susi!











Oh! Yes! Please!!!

Ha Ha!

He's just been adopted, I think that he is pleased!

In the melting Glaciers of N. Canada - they found a 1000 year old bronze tipped arrow!

You have been warned!

Hmmmmm!

Meanwhile in Minneapolis

Now you see me - now you don't!

Thanks Martin!










His Mother sent this from Mexico!

Maps - a comparison!

This is what a million bucks under the bed looks like!

The origin of the word "Bug" in the system!

Thanks again Susi!










Well  never did! - A stretched Ferarri!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Nobody like a showoff!

I don't think you thought this through!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Frosty at first, then remaining cold with sunny intervals. Scattered snow flurries with slight accumulations possible. Brisk winds continuing near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 4 deg C 

Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, fixed the shower valves, took our junk to the recycling centre, trying hard to graduate to a Knighthood - no luck so far! Publishing early, as we are meeting friends for the evening. I hope that you enjoy tonight's offering

Noooooooo!

Boys, this is just a beer ad OK?

Muppets shut your eyes.........now!

Doughnuts anyone?

This is what his Dad takes for his gambling addiction!

Like me, this snake has OCD!

A little justice!

He spent absolutely ages doing this but he will NEVER finish it!!!

Yes and Batman is absolutely right!

 Thanks Susi!










Nah! Leave them to it!

Thanks again Susi!









90's coolness, Mike Tyson and his pet tiger!

He's got the hump, because they stopped him
 chewing up Dad's mobile phone!

You should be so lucky - in UK it could be next day!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Very mean!

Gerrroff!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A brisk and bitterly cold wind will blow scattered snow showers in from the North Sea with the snow perhaps becoming heavier and more widespread overnight into Monday. Some sunny intervals.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a showery day, Domestic Goddess to hairdressers, when I went to collect her it poured, fortunately she didn't get too wet! I fiddled with boat stuff in the garage until I became frozen, back indoors to prepare another "Little Gem" just for you!

I know you love him, but you're supposed to be killing pigeons!

Is this a spoof? Maybe not - the Cousins use 110v!

Thanks Klaus!











Greedy little buggers!

I cannot work out how she can attain stable equilibrium!!!

She ordered a "Do it yourself candle making kit"
!

Fetish!

Turn adversity into progress!

In central US this sign has had no sun for several days!

You know those anchors for drywall? - You used the wrong ones!

Simon says!

Spider killing a snake
(I suspect it's a very small one!)

You pays yer money........!

Feisty lady!

This fresh young thing is Shakira in the 90s

Lose lose situation!

Should have listened to the forecast pal!

Bet you thought otherwise! 

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold day with some bright or sunny intervals. Feeling cold in the North-Easterly breeze.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-East 5 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.